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@jasonpizzino Happy Easter to you too

Happy Easter 🪺❤️

Happy Easter Guitar Twitter X! 🐣🎸 What are you spinning or playing this weekend? Share in the comments! Meanwhile… I’ve been completely lost in this for days. No explanation. No regrets. As someone said in the comments: “I am intensely fascinated by every aspect of whatever the f*ck this is.” 😅 👉 youtu.be/0Ssi-9wS1so?si… #AnginedePoitrine

In the future, there will be three major powers in the world: China, USA, EU. Neutral countries will move as much as possible towards the EU as their preferred partner because both China and the USA treat other countries disrespectfully and try to extort them. Europe will be the only great power and market to turn to if you want to have an equal and fair relationship. Canada is already moving towards Europe for this exact reason. India and Japan will also form a closer relationship with Europe. This is what soft power means. MAGA replies in the comment section will prove the point.

Happy Dadaist Easter. If the world feels a bit too absurd, I recommend two beautifully strange resets for your existential palette: • Andy Kaufman – The Improv, 1977 • Angine de Poitrine – Live on KEXP A reminder that absurdity has its own kind of truth. #dada #easter #kaufman #AnginedePoitrine youtube.com/watch?v=fzKbqb… youtu.be/0Ssi-9wS1so?si…

I’ve been diving back into her music lately, and honestly… she might be one of the most underrated musicians of all time. Her version of Autumn Leaves still gets me every single time. There’s something completely otherworldly about her voice and phrasing. This documentary tells the story of a small, almost-forgotten gig in 1996, a night that nearly didn’t happen, but ended up becoming the foundation of her incredible posthumous success. It’s a beautiful reminder of how powerful simple, honest music can be. 👉 Watch it here: youtube.com/watch?v=XEqzTl… #HappyEasterFriday

@GrindeOptions You clearly had a great nap😂

Iran will lose war, U.S. will declare victory. Oil will drop to around $60/barrel. The Dow will surpass 50,000. The S&P 500 will surpass 7,500. Interest rates will be cut 3-4 times. The 10 year interest rate will fall. Unemployment will drop below 4%. Republicans will win mid terms.

@EdwardJDavey And taxpayers will be left to pay for it all, through pension losses, the financial cost of war, and the loss of human lives.

Highly suspicious… Is Trump using his illegal war to enrich himself and his friends? This looks like corruption of the very worst kind.

Trump has become the boy who cried wolf, with the “wolf” being promises of success, peace deals, and constant winning designed to pump the markets. Sooner or later, he’ll make those claims again and the markets will stop reacting. #MarketManipulation #Trump

Which poses a greater risk to global economic stability and security?

@barkmeta x.com/greenscreened/…

Let me explain what just happened 👇 5 minutes before the President announced a halt to attacks on Iran… someone placed a $1.5 BILLION bet on stocks going up and dumped $192 million in oil. 5 minutes… These trades were 4 to 6 times larger than anything else in the entire market. Whoever did this wasn’t guessing. You don’t risk $1.5 billion on a hunch. There was zero public indication this announcement was coming. No leaks. No press. Nothing. The only people who knew were in the room when the decision was made. Someone in that room picked up a phone. And within minutes they made more money than most Americans will earn in a thousand lifetimes. In a single trade. On a war that cost you $4+ a gallon gas and $16 billion in tax dollars. American citizens funded this war. Politicians are profiting from it. This is not the first time. Every major announcement from this administration has had massive suspicious trades right before it dropped. Tariff reversals. Policy shifts. War decisions. This is the most blatant insider trading operation in the history of American politics. It’s not even close. And it’s happening over and over in broad daylight. You would go to federal prison for trading on a tip from your cousin. These people are front running war decisions with billion dollar bets and nobody will ever ask a single question. Nobody will be investigated. Nobody will be charged. By tomorrow this will be buried under the next satisfying headline. Just like last time. And the time before that. The game is rigged. And they’re not even trying to hide it anymore…

@Nostre_damus x.com/greenscreened/…

The market manipulation is so obvious that even the normies are starting to notice

What really matters to the market and the US economy is not the Strait of Hormuz.

@jimcramer 😂

Very oversold...

Tenth rewatch of Crazy, Stupid, Love (⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️) Yes, it still clears most rom-coms by miles. Script is way smarter than it gets credit for, cast is stacked, six storylines that actually stick the landing, one of the best comedy payoffs ever, and three emotional gut-punches to finish. Absolutely love it. Thank you @Dan_Fogelman! #movie #romcom

I have a feeling that this will become the new norm. #GFCv2

And you think I’m bearish. open.substack.com/pub/citrini/p/…

@rcbregman Don’t they understand that Elon’s propaganda machine has tainted her brand enough that it’s insane to try to compete against that?

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

@BraddrofliT YES

Should every Epstein connection be investigated…no matter the party, including Trump? Yes or no.