Chris Green

I haven’t laughed this hard in so long. Make sure you have your pee pad on. I have tears running down my leg. 😂 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@richardashcroft Any idea on stage times for the gigs this week? @richardashcroft ?!

The Royston Club will be the support for Richard's arena shows starting later this month. Final tickets remain for Birmingham and Newcastle - lnk.to/RA26

Louis Theroux’s next documentary should be on set-piece coaches

@IANdrewDiceClay I watch this on a regular basis youtu.be/l_bIaF7P9WA?si…

Reminds me of a young Eni Aluko...

Today we celebrate the birth of a Champ Man legend. A goal-poacher supreme plucked from the streets of Portugal. Rumour says he was a data mishap. A figment of the imagination. But mishaps don’t score 50+ goals and win the Champions League. To Madeira. You were real to us.

Carrick telling Amorim how to manage Manchester United

Oasis - Acquiesce (amazing quality, full song) #OasisLive25

You have never been in love Until you’ve seen the stars Reflect in the reservoirs #Morrissey #FirstOfTheGangToDie

@SportsAgent11 @Malachians You were to say that though. He was awful that day

@Malachians Screaming at fergie to take Rooney off before that overhead kick!

What’s your most embarrassing football take? You’ll need to work hard to beat this level of degeneracy 😂

Noel Gallagher talks about the internet and the changes it has brought to the world we live in, 2002 Prophetic

Everybody be cool, this is a signing 🍔🥤

Man Utd walked out on to the pitch at the Emirates wearing tracksuit tops paying tribute to Gary 'Mani' Mounfield of The Stone Roses and Primal Scream who passed away in November last year. He was a huge United supporter ❤️ #BBCFootball #MUFC

@90sfootball I bloody loved this goal

David Beckham vs Liverpool, 1997.

sad song and a young liam is a lethal combination

Patrice Evras message to Man City fans! Pump up the volume & enjoy! 😂

Michael Carrick’s tougher than some of the headlines suggest. Tough enough to leave home at 15 for West Ham, move into digs with a bunch of Aussies, go out on loan to Swindon and Birmingham, fight his way up the professional ladder, argue with Daniel Levy in protracted departure from Spurs to Manchester United.... ....take Roy Keane’s old 16 shirt at United, convert his penalty in the 2008 CL final shootout, deal with many challengers to his position at United, win 18 trophies, play 34 times for England in the era of Gerrard, Lampard etc (and should have played more, especially at 2006).... ....work his way out of a depression in 2009 (only 4 people knew what he was going through), play again after a heart scare in 2017, take interim charge in 2021 man-managing characters like Ronaldo, Fernandes and Rashford and leading them to two wins and a draw in his three games in charge. This doesn't guarantee success in his current assignment. It's a really tough job given the imbalanced squad, the mood, the tensions between fan and board, and challenging imminent fixtures against City and Arsenal. But just because he's a polite, respectful individual, slightly "reserved" by his own admission, doesn’t mean Michael Carrick lacks resilience. And many of the experiences he's been through could help in man-management of United's players. Good luck to him. He's a sensible short-term caretaker solution while United look for a long-term manager in the summer.