greg

Business idea: an Uber clone that only uses driverless cars and plays lightning McQueen’s voice on the satnav called ‘cachow’

Night out with the lads @greg4206969

Babe, I don’t cum too fast, I’m just an efficient lover, ok?

@R_jackPotter Corr reece your hairlines good in that! Is this edited?!

Sorry snape kills dubledoor

@AleexPerkinss See your dms

A giraffe is just a deer that choked on a viagra

Gym is like makeup for blokes. So guys who don’t go gym are like girls who don’t wear makeup. And @R_jackPotter wears way too much boy makeup.

WHO THE FUCK IS GORDON BENNET