Greg Alstad

@evilwoman1979 @MajorPriapus @artpricedotcom

@gregalstad @MajorPriapus @artpricedotcom Common knowledge, fuckface? So, you’ve seen it? 🤨

Perseus, Renaissance Superhero: How Benvenuto Cellini’s Sculpture Reinvents the Myth for National Superhero Day

@observnotabsorb @artpricedotcom better nutrition

@artpricedotcom Why did they have such big dongs back then?

@OregonTour @MajorPriapus @artpricedotcom ...and yet...

@MajorPriapus @artpricedotcom faggot

@evilwoman1979 @MajorPriapus @artpricedotcom It's common knowledge, dipshit.

@MajorPriapus @artpricedotcom Imagine, a German phaggot obsessed with dicks. Why do you assume that his dick is small? Did you suck it? 🤣

@PaulleyTicks bitty...

Fixed it.

@SecWar Such pandering.

The Biden administration’s experimental COVID-19 vaccine mandate was wrongfully forced onto our warfighters. It was unjust, and we are doing EVERYTHING we can to make it right.

@SecWar "Wear the cloth" refers to a man becoming a priest, minister, or member of the clergy, specifically wearing the distinct clerical attire (like a collar) that signifies their office. It indicates holding a position of religious authority/dedicating oneself to a spiritual calling.

@sommyhillz1592 @LPAdvocacy @ProjectLincoln

@LPAdvocacy @ProjectLincoln Yesterday, I clearly predicted that MAGA and Republicans will win the midterms. Today we are witnessing this. I am really happy that the Virginian Supreme Court did the right thing. The Democratic Party is toast. Bring the midterms already. MAGA💯💯💯

Sure, Donald.

Cartoons used to get away with things nobody questioned at the time (1936).

@TheRealDon85 It only works if you fuck the chicken before soaking it.

Dear MAGA: Raw chicken and ivermectin soaked in bleach prevents the Hantavirus. Don’t get vaccinated

@SlickBrickDFW @Markfry809

@Markfry809 Look at all these phaggots in here with their Subarus. The Cybertruck beats your piece of shit vehicle in every category. Go get fucked, Phaggot.

Every time I see someone driving a Cybertruck I can’t help but think how breathtakingly stupid that person must be.

@DegenApeDev Lila (on Main), Shiro (Cambie), Giwa Sushi (Hastings), Arriva (Commercial Drive), Maria’s Taverna (W4th.) Just a few off the top of my head.

Hey Canadians, What's your go to restaurants when eating out?

@LibertyLouise17 @catturd2 @Hemiunu2021

Trump will NEVER require us to mask up either. Any minute now the vaccine announcements will start. Let me clear: we played this game once. We will not again from the git go. Any vaccine hawkers can go fuck themselves with a hypo right now. Stay out of my face or this time I’m going to get very vocal about it.

The climate hoax, the COVID hoax, and now the Hantavirus hoax. It’s all the exact same people pushing them. It’s all a lie.

@VaxxersAnti Performative dipshitery.

Another brave separatist takes a bold stand against... something... by burning their census letter AFTER they've opened it.

@Jezter_wikid @DarkWebWarrior @PaulRudnickNY

@DarkWebWarrior @PaulRudnickNY So now were shitting on plastic surgery? Ok (literally all of hollywood, rich people, middle class women,models, dancers, kids with cleft palates, mastectomy patients, and pretty much any other reason to need/want plastic surgery) youre now all apparently pieces of shit i guess?

On Fox Lara Trump condemned the Met Ball as a "freak show", unlike her quiet dignity at Mar-a-Lago

@HostynCarine @lanechanged A hick’s vision of “classy.”

@lanechanged Lmao, I was looking at gawd awful decorating !

This will never not be the most bizarro mother/son pic i've ever seen. 👀😳

@BBlackcomb37430 @AP Of course you did, simp.

@AP He can do whatever he wants. We voted for this.

President Donald Trump wants to repaint the historic Eisenhower Executive Office Building white, arguing the current gray granite exterior is a “really bad color.”

@CrazyFenaker @AP Of course you do, simp.

@RepToddWarner @realDonaldTrump “Wore my tRump flag as a cape.” Fucking weirdo.

I stand with President @realDonaldTrump. I stand for Tennessee. And I will never apologize for it. Wore my Trump flag as a cape during the special session and the Democrats started screaming “racist” at me on sight. They don’t know me. Never met me. Just saw the flag and had a meltdown. That’s the modern Democrat Party in a nutshell. They smear anyone who stands with President Trump. They’ve called him every name in the book for years. Now they’re doing it to everyday Americans who refuse to bow down. It’s their only move when they can’t win on policy or truth. They lecture us about “democracy” while they gerrymandered for decades, cheered the 2020 steal, and now cry foul when maps don’t go their way. It’s all an act. I’ve taken FBI raids, millions in lobbyist attack ads, and every cheap shot the Nashville establishment could throw at me. None of it broke me. The radical left doesn’t scare me. Their slurs don’t scare me. Their temper tantrums don’t scare me. Bring it on! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

@elonmusk Whatever floats your boat, dipshit.

It is too easy to troll smug libs … but it is so fun 😂