Greg D'Alesandre

BREAKING: "@BetoORourke is considering a run for Governor of Texas against Republican Greg Abbot in 2022." @CalltoActivism Retweet if you want Beto to run.

A lawyer using Zoom had to let a judge know that he wasn’t a cat after inadvertently activating a face filter

Psaki calls out a reporter for asking a "many people are saying" question he can't back up

The older I get, the more I find myself randomly thinking about what uniquely powerful and spectacular talent Chris Farley had.

Al Franken was pressured to resign from the Senate. But Josh Hawley is a member in good standing? Katie Hill was pressured to resign from the House. But Marjorie Taylor Greene is a member in good standing?

The greatest news clip ever from @11thHour with Brian Williams! This sums up the meeting between @GOPLeader Kevin McCarthy and the Palm Beach bully. You won't want to miss this 🤣 twitter.com/DougSloan/stat…

There is a photograph in my house that haunts me. It is 100 years old. I don’t really need to look at it anymore because I have memorized every detail. But look at it I do. It is safely in my cupboard of photographs because I fear it might dissolve away in the vulgar light.

@laurenboebert Ha- funny enough last I checked I wasn’t the Congresswomen trying to bully a college student on twitter. I’ll say the same thing to you I said about your evil twin- if you shoot me you prove my point. Text resign 954-954 to sign on to the petition calling for MTG resignation.

it's an absolute travesty that this person is in Congress

I need 3K retweets in the next 24 hours: My name is Eric Garcia. I am running against Devin Nunes. I am a disabled Marine Corps veteran — and I'm going to win. Please retweet this & ask everyone you know to follow this campaign and join us. This is a critical mission. Let’s go!

i put eyes on the cat’s bed and could not be happier with the result

This isn’t a Twitter “feud.” @tedcruz tried to overthrow our government. He inspired a deadly mob to storm the Capitol. And I think that deserves ridicule. So fuck him.

A highlight of an already very good day.

Ready to serve.

Let's just sit with this for a moment and what it means. Tomorrow, Kamala Devi Harris will be the first woman sworn in as vice president of the United States.

Wife: Would you like some tea? Me: Tea. Earl Grey. Hot. Wife: We have English Breakfast and Chamomile. Me: Why don't we have earl grey? Wife: Because I don't buy tea FOR JOKES. ..You know what, get your own damn tea. Me: you...offered? WIFE: MAKE BOTH OF US TEA!

Easy to make everything a conspiracy when you don't know how anything works.