greg

guys stop taking my tweet seriously obviously there's so many reasons you'd track your period

@ahsadly hm interesting ill look into it?

@gregforever17 girl download stardust its fun to track ur cycle

when people track their period I'm like... why? you don't need to know when it's coming because it just comes and you know when you pull your pants down. there's really not that much premeditating you can do.

my dad asf

Men aren't special.

out of all of nature cats and worms are def my favorites. everything else is good too tho.

the guy who invented the endless scroll ui might have done a crazier number on humanity than oppenheimer yk

moving back in with my mom cause I love her not cause im broke

The American Third Space is the Car

@hellsupermarket you're getting a Brazilian wax?

this spring we are getting: paranoid, brazilian

taking six classes and then being really mad when I have to go to class all the time #thegracemooremethod

I definitely wouldn't be spending my Saturday sitting around feeling sorry for myself on twitter thats for sure

I wish my ancestors never came to the US imagine if I got to live in Italy everyday of my life

being gay is so hard cause what am i supposed to have for dinner

He’s so hot it makes me feel insane. It makes me angry at myself

@fannnyfarkle yasss dunkin

Send me back to the states I’m over this life #spainnotforme #dunkindonuts

except for that one time where I let a random fat guy ruin my life but like ignore that

I just loveeee Maura Higgins I would never let any man do me dirty except for rob Rausch and if you watched her season of love island you'd know that that's also true for her. she is so beautiful and Irish I love her I love her

Maura Higgins!!!!!! Irish excellence!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@dqveed even in the bottom one she's still cooking and holding a baby at the same time which seems awful

You are far more likely to be yelled at by your husband than your boss, the workplace is regulated, the home isn’t