Greg Highton

@TheLastLeg is it ok that my only worry about Scottish independence is that the price of irn bru will go up?

@trekamerica don't know his size but I am a large if you don't want to waste a t shirt

Teaching myself German for my trip to Hamburg in 2 months thanks to my @duolingo app on myipod

@mickustheviking I don't I have 60

@m_furlong007 spot on fuzz

@scousehelen looks like you sent a parcel to my house in the UK by mistake, so if you can send me a message I can hopefully forward it on

Over a year since my last Tweet and Twitter is still poo

Sometimes I almost forget how bitchin' I am and then SIr Alex picks me up in a helicopter and I'm like: "Yeah, boyyyyy." Totally bitchin'.

Not sure whats more scary the fact that it's nearly christmas or that I have nearly been in chambers for a year!

I do not understand snoop dog he advertisies rio ferdinand and London in a Liverpool top and then advertises Liverpool in a Cardiff top

@beckyhbecky how you getting on with twitter?

Anyone know why my blackberry thinks I live in the middle of the motorway?

jerk chicken that blows off the mouth

@vickypeake but you are a miss or a ms so how can you be a mr, tut tut and jenny was a friend of mine

bad days at work i need a new job, any one know any office roles in liverpool or manchester or inbetween?

feeling rather sad

Just posted an ad on Gumtree Manchester - check it out: http://manchester.gumtree.com/manchester/05/64555205.html #gumtree

20 days till land law results, quite nervous

@vickypeake hey, I worked twitter I think. Go me but hows tricks you still cook spaghetti? LOL jokes