Greg Ochocinski

@DrHelios42 @BryKno Oh. Ah. Carry on.

@gregocho @BryKno it's just a thought experiment

Meanwhile, in a universe not too far from our own, here are the current NFL standings if every single one-score game had the opposite result.

@AtheistPonder @TomFornelli @JWerner247 It's on Comcast now, too.

@TomFornelli @JWerner247 It has made its triumphant and unheralded return…but on YoutubeTV

If you have YouTubeTV, looks like it’s on NBC Sports Network too

Hit the Retweet button please!! 🙏🏽 Help me get to my First ProBowl! 🏹🏹 #ProBowlVote  Jaquan Brisker #DaBears  #WeAre @JaquanBrisker

@espn A journalistic entity of complete and utter uselessness, with a headline writer who is a an absolute waste of otherwise perfectly good carbon. Timo was "on the roster". 🙄

Bobby Jenks, a two-time All-Star pitcher for the Chicago White Sox, who was on the roster when the franchise won the 2005 World Series, died on Friday in Sintra, Portugal, the team announced. spr.ly/60184odGs

@DannyMacShow @dan_bernstein ya know, Dan...as someone that has always been a fan of him in spite of him, and found myself being disappointed in him along the way...and now disappointed in what he said, but also how it culminated....somehow I find this honesty comforting. Thank you.

I was there when @dan_bernstein arrived on Belmont in '94. Adjectives? Passionate. Arrogant. Brilliant. Condescending. Funny. Dickish. Gracious. Entitled. Neurotic. Focused. Charitable. Assholian. Genteel. My summation? The world is more interesting with him in it. Shalom.

Your #Bears 1st Half thoughts in GIF FORM. I’ll start:

@paytonsun In therapy

Where are all my #Bears fans at?!! 🐻⬇️

@CHGO_WhiteSox If you include MLS and the Fire (I don't, but some would debate that) a "major sport", then Venable would fall to 4th. But Berhalter only has him beat by 3 weeks. Chicago sports are so miserable that of the 6 teams, 4 have a HC change within the last 8 weeks

Will Venable is the 3rd longest tenured Chicago coach of the 4 major sport leagues

Your #Bears 1st half thoughts in GIF FORM! I’ll start:

@CHSN_Blackhawks @CHSN__ He must have Comcast, too

Corey Crawford spotted in the Madhouse💪

#Bears Twitter doesn't even have the energy to go batshit crazy that Caleb is again, yet, BACK in there, behind this O line, in yet another lost game

Your 1st half #Bears thoughts in GIF FORM! I’ll start:

@SUEtheTrex this one has come to visit too many times to count. She's nearly off to college, she's getting old on me! But visiting you never gets old!

Your #Bears first half thoughts IN GIF FORM (follow the rules)! I’ll start…

It’s that time once again, #Bears fans! Show how you're feeling about the first half—using only a GIF. Go!

@whitesox You effed up a good thing. If you're gonna be bad, be hideous. Don't eff up a losing streak, dammit.

WHITE SOX WIN!

@soxmachine_josh They oughtta trade him before this game comes to completion, and announce it on air.

After pitching 6 scoreless innings vs. Baltimore, I'm putting odds on Erick Fedde getting traded at -750

@messycarroll @shane_riordan I'm a "real" White Sox fan, and I don't like him. First and foremost, and Twitter war aside, there is room for 2 opinions, here. If one likes what he/she hears, they're entitled to that. Enjoy. Please leave room for those of us that don't.

Listen I bit the bullet. I called 670 losers many times tonight. Did I try to egg them on? Yeah. Cause I want this in writing not go on your little show and talk it like a TMZ lookin ass show

@fromthe108 What happens is nothing. The product remains just as shitty.

What happens when Tommy Pham is ready end of business tomorrow? #WhiteSox #108ing