Cllr Collins is resting

Dunno who needs to hear this, or do this but, guys, check your balls.

A very Merry Christmas to all our readers. See you on the other side.

@AracerRacer @latimeralder Nice one. Very nice one. 😜

Thought for the Day Because of Climate Change, tomorrow will be 1/20,000th of a degree warmer than today. I am trying to lather myself into a froth of existential panic about it But failing You?

@uglygame @BrixtonHatter Don't tell Joey about Anita Lonsborough, in 62, when the three top places were won by women.

@Rebecca08510632 Chin up keep going. Our PC just declared a climate emergency. Better late than never.

The request to the Parish Council for one small area of grass to be left unmown has had four discussions over a period of 6 months with a mountain of information regarding the environmental benefits of longer, undisturbed grass. Here's the final response 🙄

@PaulCoxComedy Whatever you do don't visit the memorial, champ.

In no way should Lockerbie be described as an ‘air disaster’. When a 💣 blows a commercial passenger plane out of the sky, killing innocent civilians, it’s a terrorist attack. Scotland deserves better.

@BeerBiker Got a Xtmas one in the cupboard for Boxing Day.

St Bernardus Abt12 poured how Marco says it should, but I think I need more practice 😅

Six two, 16st, former lock forward, I may well be. Just made the first snowball of the season, nonetheless.

@LukeB_MTB @RGTech7 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 That has made my morning!

Broke the telescopic aerial on my Revo Supersystem via careless Xtmas decorating. Bought one of these from @RGTech7. Wow what a difference! rgtech.tech/monarch-fm-am-… More DAB stations. Better reception on the previous ones.

I look at contemporary motorbikes and conclude that design style peaked at Guzzi Le Mans II, V50 Monza, Morini 500 Sei and king of the castle BMW R100RS.

@gazzabiker I mean there was that time I rode a 16 mile round trip to a fracture clinic with a bad back and a broken ankle but... Or the time I did an all-day mtb orienteering event with my back in spasm for the whole event as it was less painful on the bike than off. Driving was agony.

Right. Sat sitting here in my nightshirt watching this isn't getting the outdoor Xtmas lights put up, is it?

And, no, I couldn't find the headlines slating Johnson...

... And then it dawned on me.

Why are they so triggered I thought...

Guess what? They deleted it.

@Disc_light Hard agree.

@gazzabiker Scam

I've done all my Xtmas shopping. I'm not designated return driver. I'm in a decent Harvey's pub with all the beers.

@penfriendrocks Let it wash through, examine it, let it pass. Is how I cope.

I haven't felt this sad in such a long time. Hugs to everyone else feeling it. Just so sad and can't think what to do about it. Just have to sit with it, I suppose. Try not to let it define everything. But it does, doesn't it, when you feel this way. Bla. Love xo

@gazza_d Merry Christmas your 'arris!