Greg Sullivan

@erinmichellebrb Ghosts can’t reproduce so they MUST recruit, you are a poltergeist groomer!

I wrote about writing. Please read what I wrote and maybe write about reading what I wrote about writing and together we can make a literary Human Centipede. @gregsullivan_79446/worship-ye-not-false-idles-786ea368d550" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">medium.com/@gregsullivan_…

Thanks heaps Adelaide Comedy Showcase for squeezing me into the lineup at the Rhino Room this Friday after a brief fifteen year break from shows in Radelaide. It’ll be great to work with Linds and Mickey again, and meet the other acts, should be a top night!

Just found out Rupert Murdoch has been married five times. Getting engaged to him must feel like the highest stakes game of musical chairs ever, “please let me be the one on him when the music stops”.

The handle gregsullivan was taken so I added ha at the end because I’m a comedian. I have since learned that ha is added by a well known group of motorcycle enthusiasts. I did not know this, I claim no affiliation and mean no disrespect. #sorryaboutthat #pleasedonthurtme

Should be a great show tomorrow night with ⁦@ellen_briggs⁩, ⁦@MickNeven⁩, and Pete James (sorry I don’t know Pete’s twitter handle)

I’m the King, of self Deprecating Comedy....welll, maybe not the King

@gregmlarsen First time I get on Twitter in ages and one of my favourite comedians tweets a joke I did on TV twenty years ago. The second tag is “He’s good but his horse, how do you train an animal to be that still”. Much love Greg.

I fixed the warning at the beginning of Athlete A instagram.com/p/CCDImRBhFyz/…

Red sky morning, Insta fans fawning. @ Byron Bay, New South Wales instagram.com/p/CB3_w0WB0lO/…

@Jonas_Holt I met a kid called Brock once, his brother was called Peter.

I know two comedians who have named their sons 'Cash'. A real Johnny Cash fan would've named them Sue.

@RhiDown So sorry that shit happened Rhi.

Nice big one, took a few attempts to work out the panorama, a few quizzical looks from the road workers, then two of them took photos of their own. @ Coolamon Lookout instagram.com/p/CBjOY_4h5Hn/…

The makers of inspirational journals again showing complete ignorance of the relative distance of celestial objects. instagram.com/p/CBh9QZuBKV8/…

I’ve put my donut through a lot but luckily I’ve never convoluted it enough to require a special pillow. instagram.com/p/CBh8_eJBia3/…

Would have been a better shot if it had turned up fifteen minutes earlier when I was at the Farmers Markets, but you take a full rainbow where you get it, even Woolies car park. @ Woolworths instagram.com/p/CBB4cHkhJLH/…

This novel coronavirus will cause thousands of coronavirus novels.

While we non essentials use fancy words to defend the indefensible. The essentials are thought of as essentially dispensable.

@SamBowden22 I remember you when you were a (quarter) Asian twink.

@gregsullivanha Look. Theres a few in there. It's a very eclectic mix and considerably more diverse than the actual one unless there's a very solid amount of Asian twinks making billions of bucks

@oldmateedo You need to trade that Nissan for a Toyota Safe Spacia.