That Dumb Bitch

Am I coping rn? No. But am I hiding it well? Also no.

@bekscilla I'll let you know when I have codes.

@grenade66 I'm still waiting to get in there :(

I'm on bluesky now @ elromat.bsky.social who else is there and who should I be following?

@alexhanna @anyiarocks @xoxo_brutal @screamqueen084 *hacker voice* I'm in!

@anyiarocks @grenade66 @xoxo_brutal @screamqueen084 Sent!

@megfenway Lol what'd I miss?

@LetterHavoc Hot damn! That's a really good example of how you can be propelling the top half of your body clockwise while your feet are still moving in derby direction (something a leaguemate recently tried to claim was impossible lol) gonna show them this.

Me “I love jamming” Also me: *secretly loves blocking but apparently only when backwards* In all seriousness I’m like super proud of how my blocking looks after being off since November! #derbytwitter

@jolsbaby I am glad to hear that. Less glad that they don't have an answer for you though.

@luketothestars Sometimes I forget that my job is dope because day to day it's just spreadsheets, but then I see shots my team did in this trailer and it's like "oh shit, we did that"

I worked on this!

@halfeatenmoon I scheduled the shit out of that show 😂

@xoxo_brutal I believe so. That's the experience I had with the arm implant for all 3 that I had and I'm starting to get PMS stuff now. My IUD is due out Feb 2024

Can't find the answer. As an #IUD gets closer to it's expiration / removal date, do menstruation symptoms begin to return...? Mine needs to be removed early 2024 but the last few months here I feel like I'm getting more and more symptoms returning on a somewhat wonky schedule.🥴

Anyway for now I'm @elromat over there. Come hang?

Ok, seeing as I can't get a bluesky invite, trying threads and I'm pretty on board. Might make a new insta account though because I don't love having them linked. I don't need my normal friends to have that easy access to unhinged tweet grenade.

@jesseSPANNER I mean, I don't want to fuck or marry my family so I guess fuck god, kill family, marry country (sweet tax benefits)

@grenade66 Answer the question!

Fuck, marry, kill?

@jesseSPANNER Wait, not the bridge, the outro: Tie me to the tracks and harass me for my pass/ babe I'll walk the seven seas when I believe there's a reason to write you a love song today.

@jesseSPANNER It's been stuck in my head. Also, for a mash up, it fits really well with the bridge from Love Song by Sara Bareilles.

I want to get drunk and do the Miranda Sings apology at karaoke

@wrath_776 Not the point, but maybe they roll in different things for seasoning?

no other platform seems appropriate for thoughts like "do cats get sick of the flavor of their fur"

@emmakaygee @wrath_776 Yeah #derbybluesky doesn't have the same ring to it