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How TF is Dakota always in trouble for “cheating” when every time? They are BROKEN UP!!! Math ain’t mathing. Make it make some sense, please. #SecretLivesOfMormonWives

“That delivery wasn’t what we hoped it would be…” Then @dominos offered me THE SAME COUPON I had just used to get pizza that went into the trash. Thanks? 🤷🏻‍♀️🙄

Super dissatisfied and disappointed with Domino’s again. I should stick to @totinos @dominos

"Oh no, that's triggering" Shut up. "That's encouraging violence" Again, shut up. "Oh it's a person with IDD? That's amazing" Take all the seats, woman.

Some people really need to read a History Book, the New Testament and were CLEARLY not taught (or choose not) to live #TheGoldenRule You get what you Give, people. And you should give Freely.

It probably meant nothing to ⁦@TechN9ne⁩ but it meant EVERYTHING to me. #PREACH He carved his own path and LOVED his Mama. ✨ #ImFragile youtube.com/watch?v=LJsVWD…

Not to be the AH, but yeah…I do Know the Impact I can Affect. This is MY PURPOSE ✨🧚‍♂️✨ Gloria Estefan, 'N Sync - Music Of My Heart youtu.be/Blz-npEbOHA?si… via @YouTube

I was a #LostBoy…playing #PeterPan and #PiedPiper is where it’s at. For Lost Boys like me…Ruth B. - Lost Boy (Official Video) youtu.be/58TBZnvyGwQ?si… via @YouTube

Does your dog skip the chin and go STRAIGHT FOR THE NOSE HOLES?! Just me, then. 🥸 I’m insulted that she thinks that I need Grooming. #PuppyLove #Bijoux #ShihTzu #FurBaby facebook.com/share/r/12FdvZ…

I REALLY don’t like having to play Stupid at work and act like I don’t notice the #Petty Moves happening. But I will. And I’ll Document it ALL. ✨ I don’t want to do this, but you obviously do. So? #GameOn 🥸

She washes hair at 3pm. Still wet at 10:30pm. #Mane #LongHairDontCare

I’d rather listen to THIS, Dance around my place…than Entertain a man. 🤷🏻‍♀️ Sorry? #NotSorry AJR - Way Less Sad (Official Video) youtu.be/VlVhUbGa2pg?si… via @YouTube

It’s kinda Petty, but LAWD does it feel so GOOD to just FLEX on a dummy. 💪🏼🤘🏼

I will Go. I will Do. The things The Lord Commands. I know that he will find a Way. 🎶 He wants me to Obey. You were given GIFTS. TALENTS. SKILLS. Use them to Serve.

Oh, I’m sorry. I “used” to be somebody and I’m not that anymore…so I should never speak on it again. Bro. Have you ever heard of a RESUME? Get wrecked.

I am soooo tired of men who think life is a Competition…and they’re Losing. Well, yeah dummy. Don’t Compete against me, and we won’t have a problem. Make it a Problem and you can Google me, b^%*> 🤷🏻‍♀️ Verified. And Over It.

I might #Regret tomorrow’s scheduled reel. But since it’s from my iPad…May lot happen. YOLO.

I swear, #HorsePocket is my favorite bit. 😆😆😆 #GamerMom #Gamer #RealLifeProblems And why don’t I have a Horse Pocket IRL?! facebook.com/share/v/ybh7jP…

@EvansvillePhil Such a TALENTED man! Lucky you!

We are so grateful for the artistic experience of Clay Prindle, who prepared our cast in less than a week for tonight's Ragtime: The Musical. Guest Artist Sponsors: William E. Schmidt Foundation, Nancy & Tom Traylor Foundation, Santi & Martha Vibul, and Traylor Brothers, Inc.

Does anyone else have a Friend that you CANNOT explain WHY you’re friends with that person? You love them, you cheer them on, but you also want to SMOTHER THEM WITH A PILLOW sometimes? Just me? Asking for a friend. 😆🥸