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@Leowtalk @NINETIESWITCH I remember watching this live (old man here), there was a small interview portion before each performance & P!NK said this was the hardest choreography technical wise she's ever done.

@NINETIESWITCH Janet's choreography wasn't hard.

I’m not mad at Pink’s Stupid Girls era but I just find her so fascinating. She went from r&b wigger to pop rock to Walmart mom music… but she… is giving the girls a RUN here, like being able to eat this bad and LIVE with Janet choreography??? Few could, few have…

@Pantsed_Dude A house founded on blown out pant seats. Who says the American dream isn't alive?

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@cjnieI Are we looking for waistband? Strap widths? Basket size?

Any recs for Men’s thongs that don’t feel like medieval torture device

Every person able to bear children is born with every egg they will ever produce. A child born from them who also happens to be able to bear children will continue the chain. You come from an egg, who came from an egg, who came from an egg, time immemorial.

@thotlikekidd While I agree with your sentiment about resources, my biggest concern is why would anybody let a throw rug get that nasty to begin with. Now I understand we all have our things, and some of us are a little closer to the edge than others, but my God this is heinous.

I feel like it’s so much more wasteful to wash something with this much product and electricity rather than just throwing it away…

@twinkyhornyboi Goonnight moon

gooned myself to sleep ;3 gooner gummy dj tuwnking piillow donut hole to sleep (full vid 👇)

@bornthiswaybran Being a writer and being able to play a classical instrument, her musicality is part of why her talent is otherworldly.

THIS! Behind the glamour, the theatrics, a musician knows what she is able to do here. She is seeing chords, rhythms, and legit able to play them in any octave, however she feels in the moment. This goes beyond "reading sheet music" she may hear A minor in one octave during one run through, but the next time she says ok, let's run with this, and her being a master of her craft... she knows where to keep her range. Imagine being able to perform, know choreography, where to look for cameras, etc, all while your mind is also doing this. It's beyond extraordinary.

@thecrystalenvy It's called toilet anxiety. Your lizard brain, knows that elimination of waste is vulnerable & thus as you prepare for a place of 'safety' your bowels/bladder relax & prepare you for evacuation. Certain third spaces like bookstores & even clubs (a social faux pas) can trigger it

Why is it that the closer you get to home, the more your bowels start to open. Like I have to take a shit, but how does my body know that I’m getting closer to home so it starts pushing everything down faster?

@C10885107738417 @woofknight Consistency. My grandma made wedding cakes for years. She would supplement using baking mixes because they came in bulk pre-measurements able to deliver consistent cakes for large batch baking, especially on a budget. She’s also a kitchen witch, & knew 'how to pepper it up'.

@woofknight Baking group people using pre mixed. Come ONNNNN.. I mean. COMMMEEOOAAANNN MAN. Also, at some point you just buy the box and have to add everything anyway. Might as well start now.

I don't know if you noticed the difference in cake mixes. They used to be 15.25 oz now 13.25 oz. This was posted in a baking group I'm in.... "We’ve talked about the change in the weight of the cake mixes. A friend of mine contacted Betty Crocker about it because a cookie we make with the cake box mix has been flopping lately. Betty Crocker representative called her back and said add 1/4 cup of flour to get it back to original weight. I have not tried it yet but thought I’d share with you all."

@thotlikekidd Int'l dub artists get typecast to only do those type of characters. Looks like it was wide women with goals.

She was not Mama Odie, nor was she Ursula. Pat Carroll voiced Ursula. Unless this lady had a version of Ursula in Poland…

You are a gooner pt1

@allurequinn Since she writes so much of her own music, and plays a classical instrument her musicality is a major flex. Similar to Beyoncé everything is in a specific time & rhythm so you can transpose the lyrics to any instrument.

how do you turn the biggest ballad hit in the world into dark industrial synth-pop and make it work😭 her mind needs to be studied

There is literally no song like this in the world. An American white trash methhead rap-singing and cursing to a beat made of car honks about how her panties are like London bridge the way a man makes her want to pull them down and every part is phenomenal music.apple.com/us/album/londo…

@diandrasdiandra She looks just like Kelly Preston, but with some of John's deep features like hair.

remember a few months ago priscilla or whoever randomly told us one of travolta's kids was an egg donation from riley keough? did i hallucinate that or-?

@thongmeat 10.5 or more specifically an EU 43/44.

Can you guess my shoe size? 👅😈

@YUNGJEFF We Stan Curly Dadan in this house! The surrogate mother to ASL!!

Post-War: Arc Review 🎩 Score: 9/10 This quick arc had to carry the weight of Marineford into it, and although it was extremely emotional throughout, I absolutely loved watching the ASL trio adventure together. I think I could have watched an entire series just about the three of them This arc also wrapped up a ton of questions about where the Straw Hats were sent and the journey to this "timeskip" that I had heard so much about. So let's get into it! - - - - - - - - - - - - - We finally got to see Luffy's backstory, or at least a good portion of it, which was exciting. Kid Luffy is so funny. That scene when he meets Dadan "yo!" lol - Luffy's relationship with Ace starting out as annoyance to what it became was so emotional. One of the best brother dynamics I've seen written out before. Seeing all the moments that would lead Ace to become a closed off person, all be broken by Luffy's love of just him existing... man, just so good. It makes the words Ace said when he died hit even harder when looking back too. - Oda is messed up for that one scene of little Luffy getting Rocky Balboa'd by a pirate with brass knuckles brah was that necessary?? 😭 - Like I put in my Marineford review, I have to think the reason Oda put this flashback before MF was to give it an underlying emotional feeling the whole time you watch. Essentially, how I see it: Ace dying was going to make you sad as fuck however it's written, however the backstory really is an open slate depending where its placed. If it was at the beginning of the series, you would be happy to see Luffy/Ace grow to adventure off (Minus Sabo's part). If it was before MF, it might do the same but make you more anxious. With it after MF, it gives a very melancholy feel to the whole thing. - That flashback scene where Ace is talking to Jinbei in Impel Down and he mentions when he saw Luffy in Alabasta for the first time since leaving each other, Luffy wasn't following him around as much and that he had found a crew of good friends who will look after him. I'd like to think that moment went through Ace's mind in the end knowing all the times he told Luffy he would never die because who's gonna look after his annoying little brother, but now there was some solace in knowing Luffy doesn't have that issue any longer after finding his crew of people 🥺 - Sabo was a great character too, I liked him a lot. I also LOVED his character design. Implementing an aristocratic, noble city next to their hometown gives the world and backstory SUCH a different feeling than what we were used to with the bits of Luffy's backstory before. And getting a character like Sabo who's against all of that to break the norm. Idk I just think it's all such clever writing. - Sabo dying is fucking messed up, especially after what just happened in Marineford 😭 I'll be honest, knowing One Piece I'm really assuming he's not actually dead, but maybe Oda wanted to hit the double whammy so idk. If I'm right I would really love to see Sabo be part of the journey soon. Also, now I'm wondering if Luffy had already known about the Celestial Dragons before Sabaody?? It didn't specifically show Luffy being told about Sabo's death so its unsure to me atm if he's aware of how he died, but I kinda want to go back and watch Sabaody to see how he reacts to them again. - Kuma showing up on the revolutionaries ship was INSANE! I know Iva said they were close but I didn't think THAT close. So what made Kuma go from a revolutionary to a government super-weapon of "peace"??? Dragon's boat was also seen at the childhood place of Zoro in this backstory which has me questioning a lot of things too.... hmmm. Maybe I'll make a full theory list post before starting the timeskip - To my understanding, Garp just left the kids with Dadan because he's busy with military life? I wanna know more details about Luffy's full family history before I start making full judgements on him, as he seems like a great (and very conflicted) grandfather but also like, bro just left the kids lol. Idk I need more details on him - Dadan going from someone completely terrified of Garp to standing up to him when he returned after MF was really emotional. That whole scene messed me up. I was a bit conflicted on Dadan too during the whole flashback, as she also was very standoffish but the emotion she showed when Ace/Luffy left and the later present-day scene, its clear she really cared a lot about those boys. Makino during this scene was a tough watch too, her little moment teaching ace how to have manners 🥺😭😭 fuck man that scene is so hard to watch. Garp being silent and tanking everything in that scene too, you really can tell how conflicted he is with everything. He even stepped down from his government role so... very interesting updates to play out soon. - When the flashback is over and Luffy breaks down saying he isn't strong enough to be King of the Pirates was crazy. From Sabaody losing the crew to now Ace being gone, Luffy is going through the hardest patch ever and I am PRAYING we get some real anime shit after this timeskip and he just goes absolutely berserk bro. TIME TO FUCK SOME PPL UP LUFFY 🗣️ - Jinbei solidified himself as one of my favorite characters in his interactions with Luffy leading up to this moment, and specifically when he stopped Luffy from hurting himself more. This whole scene was so emotional and now a top moment in the whole series for me; as Luffy cries out that he has his friends. - The parallels of kid Luffy telling Ace he wants to be stronger after losing Sabo, to current Luffy telling Jinbei he wants to be stronger after losing Ace really hit hard. Knowing what happened on Sabaody losing his whole crew, there's just no way Luffy let's something like this happen again. I really think the entire point of One Piece is the idea of a found family being the most important thing in life. - Lastly we finally got context where the Straw Hats went. It seems pretty clear now that Kuma DID send them somewhere that would benefit them in some way (Zoro at Mihawk's castle, Chopper stopping a war between ppl/animals, Robin with the revolutionaries, etc). So, 1) I'm very curious what their updates will all be after these two years, and 2) Why did Kuma do that? - The scenes of them all reading what's been happening to Luffy (especially Nami's) and that they weren't there to help them at his lowest as he did for most of them... heart shattering. I'm going to cry when they reunite. I already know it. - Luffy's message to the crew via what he did was really clever and I kinda felt like fucking Shakespeare figuring that out before it was revealed. The plot of Rayleigh being the old, wise mentor for Luffy is a great plot point, and we FINALLY LEARNED SOMETHING ABOUT HAKI THANK GOD. My big question though is... did Rayleigh tell Luffy what Kuma said to him on Sabaody? Because like, clearly that's got to be an important detail of sending his crew away... - Since I started watching, I had seen so many people talk about this "timeskip" and I'm ngl it felt like that term was the damn boogeyman. It sounded so ominous to me and I was scared of reaching that point and why there would need to be a "timeskip" lol, but apparently that's a fairly common phrase used in animes to push the story forward over time periods? If so, as a non-anime watcher, I just want yall to know that phrase has scared the shit out of me up until now 😭😭 But with where the story is now, and how everyone is going to use that time to become stronger, I feel much better about it! - - - - - - - - - - - - Again, so many things that are important to the story have been packed into these arcs that it's hard to write it all in a review haha but hopefully these got my points across and I didn't miss something big off top of mind :) SO, verrrry excited to see where this show goes now with so many plot holes to be filled and a crew reuniting to happen. I'm also very excited to see the animation get even better (and also a little nervous) For anyone asking what version I'm going to watch, I'm just sticking to Crunchyroll for everything. So whatever that version is (good or bad), I'm absorbing it all to get the full experience. I really don't think anything can make me "hate" this show so pls don't worry about that lmao I know the pacing is gonna get bad at parts and that's ok Full Marineford/Post-War video will be out probably next Friday/Saturday, and I'll continue with my watch most likely in a few days (like Monday or Tues). THANKS FOR READING!!!! FISHMAN ISLAND SOON 🐟🫡

I've actually shit myself sober from a night of drinking.

Honestly, same sis...

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