nutmeg swizzle

just cried to my mom on the phone bc i have no money

Woah mamma they put me in tha orb

@soggybbq i fweaking hate this!

wtf is up w the prada discharge runway

As a child I would deliberately act in a way I knew grownups would think was cute - I'd say things like "Does your job give you homework?", even though I knew that's not how it worked, and the adults would laugh. But even then I would feel a vague kind of self disgust

@kyledotmp3 modest mouth

girl dinner = salt acid fat heat girl wedding = pls weigh in on my outfit - what does cocktail mean? help w shoe choice! is this too skimpy? is this too mormon coded?

i love consuming media pls do not interrupt my media consumption

only thing keeping me sane post break in attempt on our home is the constant memory loop of tommy standing behing a baby gate in his underwear yelling like a carnival barker “WHO’S THERE!?”

I probably wouldn’t get into Berghain based on my looks or outfit but if the bouncer sat down with me and talked to me for a little bit he would probably learn that the two of us have more in common that he thought and he would let me in based on that

When I have to decide what’s for dinner

day off in kyoto, got bored at the temple, looked around at the 7 eleven

Your baby on board sticker doesn’t stop me from screaming at you for being a bad driver. I hope your baby remembers me.

everyone: he likes u me: haha no him: *kisses me* me: that was a pitty kiss

just wiped my dog’s b hole (he had dingle berry) and he literally did a freaking kick flip and a barrel roll! gonna clean him bum like 10 times a day bc that was the dopest thing ive ever seen

@kyledotmp3 tommy and i are gagged! u rock (and so will brit)

@juttinthacut here kitty kitty!