humphrey gokart

@grant_eppley lmaoooo

hot boy bummer out 6/3 😈

@saintcignatius It was Hot Chocolate who said “everyone’s a winner, baby that’s no lie/ you never fail to satisfy”

‘everybody loves a winner / so nobody loved me’ all time lyric

I see u tiffany

@saintcignatius you pompous celibate

i thought five easy pieces was so boring i’m sorry

@saintcignatius caught in the thirst trap

@saintcignatius Cause you don’t work in finance with a girlfriend who eats sweetgreen everyday

why dont i live here and write sonnets all day

@saintcignatius Oh so now you’re caught up when you hear a scene like this is involved

not to be the representation police but an erotic, exciting drunk driving scene is probably bad (euphoria season two episode one)

@saintcignatius Margaret Twitter is a niche community

gerard manley hopkins invented a poetic meter called ‘sprung rhythm.’ it gives the poetic effect of being curbstomped

there was omicron in the ketamine this weekend

@alexanderAOC1 I’m a creature of rabbit. Feral.

I’m a creature of habit. I’m a creature. I’m a writer.

romcom is to America as romcommunist is to Russia

@saintcignatius off your Kenny rocker

me meeting the cast of succession but i’m doing a kendall roy impression: what the fuck is this supposed to be? the margaret (2011) ten year reunion?

@saintcignatius I’ll spit in yours if you spit in mine

hookups just don’t work for me. it takes a few months before i explain to someone they have to hold me by my hair and make me lick their spit off a copy of ulysses

@carolineplz short queen

I literally got a ticket for moving my car on the one day when you are not supposed to move your car fml

@_mernx about time

posting my poetry on my close friends story to give him the ick

@saintcignatius FINALLY so stupid

people who do supersets are annoying i’ll say it

@saintcignatius u don’t like American spirits and now you don’t like me eh?

@griffrobillard it’s about you actually

i dont like american spirits