turkey.

one day all of una go come this page to just know who i be - you go just be like “who be this guy?” lol, i don pin this tweet for that day.

i dey always happy when person wey don help me before bill me for time wey i guide, joy go just full my body😂

“If he cheats, I will cheat back” abeg if you dey cheat back bring the T0T0 reach this side we support you.

BODY COUNT MATTERS…..you can’t be opening legs for every guy you meet.

Nobody wan help you, but once you help yourself dem go need your help.

midnight cashout mehn, you go just wake up the next morning with big boy energy

Omo fraud boys don really go far oh, this guy Dey play COD and Fortnite with him client pikin online😭, he say na bonding process????

You don’t believe that Peter Obi can do just one term (4years)and fix things but you are campaigning for the person that scattered everything in 4 years to fix it in 4 years….

missionary with heavy tongue kissing is straight witchcraft i stg 😫☹️

If you plan to take your mom out of poverty, repost this.

It’s officially that season

BJ in the morning, I call that a good headstart

Backshots in the mirror while you make her say affirmations to herself >>>>>>

😂😂😂 You guys are crazy

"Im too icy and my watch is golden, got 47 cars in the crib I feel like Foden" — Drake on ICEMAN

I fit dey on zero make i still dey move like Wizkid…

😭

the smell of weed outside the neighborhood means somebody paid their bills and is minding their business

This drake English don too much for me, make I go listen to Asake

And the journalist wept!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 she lost so much brain cells listening to Lapite.