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@chillapis Congratulations!! 🎉

@jovanaina94 Prelepa je

Moja rođendanska torta🩷

@Matt_Pinner 🤮

What’s your first thought when you see this fridge?

@hasibeutoka Proslo je 5 godina, rodila jedno dete, evo cekam drugo, nikad zdravija. Kad ce da krenu da mi trule kosti, zna li se sta?

jestel se pokajali sto ste primili vakcinu u toku korone

@hasibeutoka Ne

@karfioliravioli I meni se desilo pre 15 godina

Devojke molim vas pazite gde izlazite pogotovo u Beogradu!!!!

@mavkoo I ja sanjam da krenem vašim stopama

Mesecima smo supruga i ja u potrazi za poslom i izgubili smo snage da se bakćemo sa time. Ja sam se inače pojačano smorio da komuniciram na ovoj mreži i definitivno ću promeniti način korišćenja iste. Malo smo sabrali prvi i drugi pasus i došli smo do zaključka da ćemo uskoro otići do APR-a da ima ostavimo naše podatke (da i oni mogu da procure) i da se upustimo u preduzetničke vode.Te će i ovaj profil od maja meseca biti posvećen upravo tome. Za sada je samo pitanje da li će biti dve firme i dve delatnosti ili jedna.I da poslovi su oni dosadni svakodnevni . Znate ono pokvari vam se lift,zašto moj sprat nije očišćen,komšija Pera krši kućni red..... I ono :jao što vam je lepo ovde,vaša kafa je najbolja u kraju,kakva je rakija komšo? DOBRA Tako da će ovaj profil početi da liči na linkedin 😈

@marija_antic A planetu ko jebe

Zeznuli ste me da, umesto DM-ovih maramica za čišćenje, uzmem sad ove Feri i bukvalno sad i nikad više

Full transcript of today's historic speech by the Rector of the University of Belgrade, Vladan Đokić: “Dear citizens of Serbia, At noon today, members of the Criminal Police entered the building of the Rectorate of the University of Belgrade. Without prior notice. Without a clear legal explanation. Without respect for the autonomy of the oldest and most distinguished educational institution in Serbia. They seized computers and servers. They are searching offices. They are looking for documents. And while they were doing this, regime television broadcast it live. They did not come to investigate. They came to humiliate. They came to tell every professor, every student, every citizen: this is what happens to those who do not remain silent. Let us clearly state what happened today. A young woman died on Thursday. A tragedy that deserves a dignified, independent, and thorough investigation. The University of Belgrade immediately called for such an investigation. We offered full cooperation. Instead, we received a police raid in front of cameras. The Rectorate’s computers contain no information relevant to the investigation of the death of a student at the Faculty of Philosophy. Everyone knows this. But that is not the point. The point is the image: police in the Rectorate. The rector under investigation. The university on its knees. That image is meant for you. To make you afraid. To make you think: if they can do this to the University, what can they do to me? But let us look at another image. As the police entered through one door, students arrived through another. Thousands of them. Spontaneously. Without party calls, without organization, without buses. They came because they know what is happening. They came because this is their university. They came because they are not afraid. That is the real image of today. Not the police in the Rectorate, but the students in front of it. To the authorities who ordered this, I say: You can take the computers and servers. You cannot take the truth. You can search offices. You cannot search the conscience of the people. You can send the police. But for every patrol you send, a thousand students will come. Sixteen people died in Novi Sad. No one was held accountable. No one was dismissed. No servers were seized. No offices were searched. But when a rector stands with students, then the police arrive. That tells you everything you need to know about this government. They are not afraid of crime. They are afraid of education. To the students, I say: You saw what happened today. You saw the police in your University. You saw cameras broadcasting it as if it were a victory. It is not a victory. It is an admission of defeat. When a government sends police to a university, it means it has lost all arguments. When it seizes computers instead of answering questions, it means it has no answers. For fifteen months you have stood in the streets. In the rain. In the sun. In the cold. They said you would give up. You did not. They said you were terrorists. You are not. They said you were foreign mercenaries. You are not. Now they are sending police to your University. And you will not give up now either. To the citizens of Serbia, I say: What happened today at the University of Belgrade is not an attack on me personally. This is an attack on the idea that there is anything in Serbia that the government cannot control. The University is the last institution still standing upright. That is why they came. But the University does not stand upright because it has walls. It stands because it has people. Professors who refuse to remain silent. Students who refuse to be afraid. Citizens who refuse to forget the sixteen lives lost in Novi Sad. They can take the computers and servers. But what makes this University, honor, knowledge, truth, they cannot put in a box and carry out of the building. On the investigation: The University of Belgrade fully respects the rule of law. We support every lawful investigation. But what happened today has nothing to do with an investigation. It has to do with intimidation. I repeat the call: we demand an independent investigation, and if necessary one under international supervision, into the circumstances of our student’s death. We demand forensic experts, not political operations. We demand truth, not punishment for those who seek it. To the international community: Today, police entered the University of Belgrade. This is being broadcast live as a political spectacle. This is not an investigation. This is a crackdown on freedom of thought. I call on universities across Europe, the European Commission, the European Parliament, and all who believe in academic freedom: to speak out. Today Belgrade. Tomorrow any other university in Europe that dares to stand with its students. I will conclude as I began - with the truth. This government is not attacking the University because we have done something wrong. It is attacking us because we have done something right. We stood with the students. We stood with the truth. We stood with Serbia. And we will continue to do so. With servers or without them. Power lies not in malice, but in knowledge"

@chocoholicarka @izemljacudesa Sto vece to bolje

@izemljacudesa slazem se, i pamucne i udobne, ali je strasno tesko pogoditi broj 😅

zene, imam jedno vrlo vazno pitanje: GDE KUPUJETE GACE? da su skroz pamucne i udobne

@Mishi_2210 127

@mrnjaudz Ja moju i ne cesljam hahah jer je nervira i boli. Salim se, pocesljam al snalice tracice gumice.. nista ne tolerise i ne voli, a meni je opet preslatka moja cupavica

NE MOGU, ZAISTA NE MOGU

@PretAporterP A koji je to broj kod nas

Da li ima neka žena u Americi da nosi broj 4, Saks Off 5th ima ludu rasprodaju pred zatvaranje, Oscar de la Renta sa 8k na $150, 100% koža, unutra 100% svila. Molim vas kupite ovo, boli me da gledam.

@mrnjaudz @anjavuckovic A necete u Sinsay-u da kupite majicu

Ja za dete koje ne poznajem a ide u vrtic ne mogu nista ispod 1500 da nadjem, a racunaj da ih ima 30 u grupi. Naravno za decu prijatelja trostruko vise. Recimo kad su snizenja na Dexi co narucim gomilu igracaka jer bude po 70% popusta pa nosam na rodjendane. On sa 16 nema sta u Dexico da uzme. Samo da uzme normalnu majicu za random druga nema ispod 30-40 e

Neka mi neko kaze ima li negde ovo u Beogradu???? Je l vam deca trose samo ovoliko mesecno?

@andrenftart @NoContextHumans 10 seconds

@NoContextHumans Doctor says “Age?” but with that thick accent it sounds exactly like “H?” , so poor Henry replies “E-N-R-Y” thinking they’re spelling his name 😂 How long did it take YOU to finally get it?

I’ve spent twenty minutes thinking and I still don’t get it…

@DonnaVeVa @mnepopravljiva Zato sto putujem dva sata smrdljivim lazarevcem do tog istog posla, gde se mesa zadah blata, nogu, belog luka i piva, a babe i dede ne daju da se otvaraju prozori.

@mnepopravljiva A ako je trudnica zdrava, bez potrebe za održavanjem, zašto doktori otvaraju bolovanje uopšte? Izuzeće su samo one koje imaju fizički težak posao.

Zato što bi trudnicama trebalo da se otvara trudničko iz opravdanih, medicinskih razloga, u tom slučaju bi trebalo da su blizu lekara, a ne da putuju po svetu, nepopularno, ali je tako🤷🏻‍♀️ Ne znam šta se radi u slučaju da se zbog lečenja putuje u drugu zemlju...

@zvacuseSofija A što, nešto loše ste videli na ultrazvuku?

@trlababalan13 @Meksiodpamuka Ja se vozim gradskim, i to trocifrenim, a poručujem. Jbg ne volim od juče hranu

@Meksiodpamuka Ceo BG narucuje hranu iz vise razloga. Prvi je da imaju para, drugi je jer su snobovi. Ljudi u BGu misle da si sirotinja ako spremas kuci i ako se vozis gradskim prevozom.

Dala ćerka sve ispite u jan/feb roku i kaže, počinje faks ali imaću malo slobodnog vremena pa ću da radim. Oki, kažem ja, samo nemoj da ti utiče na vreme i energiju za faks. Našla neki mali restorančić na Vračaru (ja nikad čuo) pakuje za Wolt. Prvi dan bio juče, dolazi ona i kaže, šta misliš koliko isporuka je bilo danas? Razmišljam i po nekoj mojoj logici kažem pedeset a u parama oko 50k. A ona kaže: narudžbina oko 300 a lova skoro 500k! Ljudi, jel vi spremate nešto kod kuće, zašto poručujete hranu?

@anjitza3 @hasibeutoka Ne

@jovana036616198 @Liki85710737 Ijaoo kakav je ,a ja trudna. Naucite me molim Vas

@Liki85710737 Бурек само домаћи 👩🏻‍🍳

Priča se po čaršiji da je poznata pekara zatvorena jer su našli meso iz Brazila zamrznuto u prošlom veku. Što smo jeli burek, jeli smo.