#1 Chimeric Cadent Fan

"and he gathered them together and said unto them: behold my cool rock." #shelvedbygenre #bookofthenewsun @rangedtouch

counterweight is so funny. this is cyberpunk, you are small nobodies you can’t take down a cooperation or anything. you can, however, kill god.

fucked up that i can’t afford to donate or get a sick icebreaker shirt

@madeline_starr (jsyk a/b/o without the slashes is a slur for aboriginal people)

@lisnoring any abo fic when they go to a heat specialist without a referral from their primary like oh ok this person is either not american or a child

sometimes i’ll be reading a fic and there will be a moment where someone very casually seeks out medical attention for something in my mind is minor enough to not worry about, and i’ll just think, “I guess this wasn’t written by an american”

fuckkk i can’t find big portugal can anyone link me to big portugal

SBG lord of the year ep 1: we’re not gonna get into supplemental material SBG lord of the year ep 2: hold on, i’m getting out my book of tolkein’s letters

@smallpolar_bear it’s reality tv without the icky parts and the people there are professionally funny. it’s so fucking brilliant and well done

its wild to me that not that many people know about it like its free on youtube?? you can watch it while doing something else?? its weird and funny and sometimes weirdly emotional?? THEY SOMEHOW EVEN PUT TOXIC YAOI IN THERE

taskmaster is the best show of all time

Madonna and her Beef Wellington

out of context spouse quote: “i’ve never really had a cheese experience that was bad for me.”

BEEF WELLINGTON TOMORROW

“take a skull leave a skull, a little skull library” outward is such a great game

@RemapRadio not the takeaway here but i was unprepared for how much rob now looks like jack black

Master Chief promoting ICE? The American government has now weaponized the tools of Gamergate, fueled by a rabid embrace of traditional masculinity by dudes who cannot perform an aspect of to save their lives:

it’s likely they’ll play blades 68 as a bluff arc but what if they did a full campaign of it please please please

it’s funny bc i think people disliked TM because it was doing too Much and people dislike perpetua bc it’s doing too little

popping off so hard at austin telling everyone the correct definition of a gargoyle, my pet pedantry

does anyone have a good recipe for an apple cake?

@sumptuoussump i was kinda thinking it has the energy of a one shot

seeing more perpetua dislikers than i’ve seen for any other season that i’ve been active for and i’m curious why… tho i remember them saying TM was dislikes a lot when it was airing and tbh i didn’t like TM the first time thru

obviously one of the ways to break a curse is with a kiss but i’m having that be the first one instead of the last bc. the tension.

you know that trope of “keeps intentionally breaking the plumbing so the hot neighbor will come over and fix it.” what if that but it’s “keeps buying cursed items from the curiosities shop so the hot owner will come over and lift the curse.”

if anyone has ideas about fun and relatively minor curses, and/or funny or interesting ways to lift them, i’d love to hear them pleeeease i’m working on a new fic (not fatt) (but i think the premise is wonderful and i’ll share if anyone want to steal it)