Maggie Farewell 🇺🇸

@PYeerk Don’t worry, I wrote a poem too

The gall. sit up straight and don’t wobble your head like a bloody boat captain we can hear the gems clanking from here

@LauraLoomer Hey I found your pin

Not a good excuse. Jew hate seems to be genetic in the Paul family… Doubt rehab will help. Look at your handle. “Tasty Brew”.

Trump explaining the reason why he started a war with Iran.

@Docquistador This makes me love men and feel scared for them and sad and worried and proud and impressed and sad and love them and worried and proud.

Fire me the fuck up

@historyinmemes Plug? It’s called an anchor

This is the person who invented the plug that goes into the wall and secures the screw. His name is Artur Fischer, from Germany. The plug was invented in 1958. He also invented the flash that synchronizes the capture of the image. He has 1,100 patents, more than Thomas Edison's with 7. He died in 2016.

My ignorance knows no bounds

@Thinkwert @aelfred_D the "House of Escalus"

Two households, both alike in dignity, In fair Verona, where we lay our scene, From ancient grudge break to new mutiny, Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.

@goodcharls The cyclops will be played by Fat Joe

I’m starting to think Chris Nolan who wears a sharpsexy suit on set and who I thought was American until two weeks ago hasn’t even read the Odyssey.

That’s all for nowsies

@AvivaKlompas @nytimes Did you read that I found your pin?

The New York Times falsely reported that Israel shelled a Gaza hospital - turned out to be a Hamas rocket. It ran a front-page story portraying a child with cerebral palsy as evidence of mass starvation. And now: “rape dogs.” The @nytimes long ago stopped being a paper of record. It rushes to print sensational claims hoping their readers are stupid.

@AvivaKlompas Here’s your pin

@AvivaKlompas YOU DROPPED YOUR PIN

Israel qualified for the Eurovision final and anti-Zionists are now howling at a pitch only their imagined rape dogs can hear.

@AvivaKlompas @nytimes 😭