Mike Monticelli 5♣️+5♠️ 🌭🍕🍺🇨🇦🌎

PURPLE LAMBORGHINI

I need a 13k bailout and a new car. Fuck me.

@mrmikeMTL London Irish

Best book or show you’ve finished lately?

I desperately need a new car. It’s the end of an era. Bitch has under 200k kms and is rotten in the frame. Sudbury winter isn’t just hell for people. Cars get killed regularly.

@redpillb0t Both are too good to be true. I don’t know how I became accustomed to milk and meat every day but I’m sad that life is over for me. I just do drugs and drink beer now.

Meanwhile at the UN... "Eating meat and dairy is causing 20% of all greenhouse gas emissions." "So the producers of meat and dairy should pay for the damage they cause."

Amy made tacos after we got all turbowed on molly. She’s a real one. Might be forever. I know I want more tacos anyways.

Colorado is really fucking good. The Wild were in control. They had this one. Now it’s OT and anything can happen.

@ApollosMission Skyrim

Call of Duty is dead. Arc Raiders is dead. Fortnite is dead. Battlefield is dead. GTA is still not out. What is anyone even playing anymore these days?

Amy hates watching sports to naturally that’s all we do together

@_StonersRUs_ 8

Rate my new bong 1-10 💨

@otokyo__ Yeah

@AB84 It takes a serious piece of shit to abuse women but anyone who hurts children are without a single redeeming quality after the fact.

Why isn't anybody talking about the Disney Cruise ship crew that was caught filming child porn

@AaronGunn I’ve had brazen violations of human rights performed against me by countless media outlets. Doesn’t matter about my home and hearth if the community is served a higher purpose. There won’t be any lawyer. Just the typical bullshit legalese from me myself.

I always thought the role of media was to hold the powerful accountable and to unapologetically seek the truth. Apparently, the CBC views it as trying to deceive and trick individual citizens (and opposition Members of Parliament) into bizarre and intentional “traps”. It’s something you would expect from a university fraternity, not a taxpayer-funded broadcaster. I want answers. Why is the taxpayer-funded broadcaster contacting Canadians and a Member of Parliament in disguise and trying to trick us into participating in a twisted social experiment, in partnership with American leftists like Igor Vamos? Will taxpayers also need to cover the legal bills for CBC in the inevitable lawsuits they are about to face? I interviewed more than 300 Canadians for my documentaries (and didn't receive any taxpayer money). Not once did I engage in garbage like this.

@_StonersRUs_ Yes

You ever smoked weed pissed off and felt the hate leave your body?? 🤣

please save me

@primetateHQ @Cobratate He makes me feel important enough to invest in myself. My numbers are sublime good but the amount of money I have is pathetically small. You should see how great of a trader I am. World class.

Has Andrew Tate inspired you?

@Leafslatest Roy

Every Maple Leafs coach in the Auston Matthews era. 11 years, 3 coaches, 2 playoff series wins. Who’s next? 🤔 #Leafsforever

@livewithnoregrt A good woman

what can fix your bad mood quickly?

@MsCharlotteWWE I am worthy of investment

I’ll go first…… I AM “worthy”… 🦋 YOUR TURN. I am:

@pierrecoins Arsenal 3 PSG 2

$2500 to 5 people who predicts correct score. ends May 25

@TRimamfyen Dunkaroos

What snack instantly becomes 10x better when stoned?