Michael E. Gruen

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@proales All depends. If OPEC makes good on their oil reduction threats and gas goes to $10/gallon, a small EV that costs pennies to run starts to sound attractive. In my last 12 months of EV ownership, gas would have to cost less than $0.95/gallon to break even.

@proales New cells are made to be charged to 100% and can gain 200 miles on an L3 during a pee-break. L2 charging is stupid-easy to roll out (and is). Moot as we should instead focus on mass transit and mixed zoning to combat the oil-laden smog-capped asphalt hellscapes we keep building.

The House should hold some hearings on the Hatch Act ASAP. Low-hanging fruit.

President Trump what an April Fools joke hahah end the prank already

@gruen RT @NYC_DOT: For the record, @CitiBike is not equipped with surveillance cameras. #bikenyc

Nice breasts. graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2011/09…

Google’s purchase of Zagat’s is going to give reporters plenty of opportunities to use unnecessary quotation marks. Can’t wait.

8.8 million people watched Jersey Shore last night. Forget S&P’s stupid credit rating. We’re all doomed.

One of these things is not like the other. http://twitpic.com/4s76ba

Iranians seen here protesting drop-down auto-play ads on NYTimes.com. http://twitpic.com/3zw5et

@gruen SOMEONE MADE A TYPO ON THE INTERNET AND YOU FOUND IT. YOU WIN!! [insert flashing gif banner here]

Things I dislike: Endless spam emails from ShoppyBag.

Other books Amazon shouldn’t sell: http://amzn.to/aOh9BG

This Amazon “controversy” is so overblown. I’m going to boycott iTunes b/c they have songs advocating “killing hos” and “smacking bitches.”