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LazyMan

@grumpyoldlardaz

An untypical grandfather,grumpy baby boomer aged man whose life motto is... Just don't be a P.I.T.A!

North, Central & South America! Katılım Ekim 2016
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I stay married as am too lazy to commit suicide,and can't afford a third divorce!
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@Ron_White If you meant other than your reported excessive 'sleep lip drool quotient' & imitations of a hibernating bear....#nameit
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@heyitstva Ever wonder if the term 'sexual harrassment' is an entertainment pseudo code word for 'sexual fumblefingers'....#MeNeither
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@BobHepburn #onpoli Wynne borrowed away Ontario's financial future,stuck taxpayers with a $317 BILLION DOLLAR DEBT! GAS PLANTS ON taxpayers owe $2.8 billion, L.O.C with EIG 14% COMPOUNDED QUARTERLY! #doyourresearch #dothemath ofina.on.ca/main.html twitter.com/DrJacobsRad/st…
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Please @BobHepburn, don't let basic math derail your hypothesis. With Wynne's popularity hovering at 15% and 50% of population being female, are you suggesting that 35% or more of women dislike Wynne because of her gender? #Onpoli #Onhealth thestar.com/opinion/star-c…

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@FlashinGlove39 It was your mom....and she could barely see over the dashboard....;-)
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@heyitstva Apparently @POTUS is unwilling to use the Voice to Text option on his phone - sigh..the leader of the free world is a #technopeasant
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@Ron_White where's his morning java?.....
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@Ron_White The appropriate footwear are ice hockey goalie skates --wider & lower, better balance...
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@Ron_White Got skates? You got a hockey game!
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@Ron_White someone give that man an ice curling broom & SWEEEEP!
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@JimMcCue I'm still wierded out about a movie named Gold Finger & a character named Gold Member.....
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@JonTrevithick @EricIdle Ah yes, those were the days when the hair on our heads was darker & thicker,but hopefully what maked it grey was worth the ride...
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@heyitstva Apparently the 'steaks' had fresh marks on it from where the jockeys were hitting them!
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@Ron_White Each September during high school , Erylenmyer flasks were gone within a week! Just add a screen, water & voila..instant bong! #highschoolchemistry
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