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You Wont Escape My Special Attack
19 years in the joint Katılım Ekim 2021
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he green bug chirp, as you all ought to know, is first and foremost a communication tool. green buge is a social creacher whose strength lies in networking with its buge friends at veryous social events and so on.
sometimes, however, the green buge’s confidence gets the better of it… take this clip, captured back in 2021. this green buge is doing what we call a “territorial-defensive” chirp - in effect, it is telling its friends, “back off, this one is mine…”
in green bug warfare, this can only mean one thing: the buge intends to neutralize its target without the help of its bug friends… in the wild, this is almost allways fatal…
luckily, this clip has a happy ending: shortly after the footage cuts off, the bug was blown to smithereen’s by a piece of shrapnel. a positive outcome, but also an astronomically unlikely one…
why would this green buge work alone, against better judgement…? for the thrill of the kill? a personal vendetta?? it seams we have many more things to learn about this creacher’s strang behavior...
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joyous! joyous indeed! the green bug nymph is putting on quite the acrobatic demonstration for us… very impressive indeed!
the nymph stage of green buge development is roughly equivalent to one’s unsightly teenage years, an awkward and uncomfortable time when one becomes unsightly, gangly, and acne ridden, thrown to and fro by their emotions as their endocrine system runs rampant for the very first time.
however, this window immediately prior to green buge adulthood also comes with enhanced physical strength, enabling the green buge to perform all sorts of miraculous feats of strength. indeed, by the time this green buge fellow grows xer chirpers, it is likely that xe will be unable to perform such a handstand as this…
this unprecedented agility and dexterity, combined with the lack of wisdom and prudence that often coincides with adolescence, can lead the green buge nymphs to be quite a rambunctious lot!! but one must not be quick to judge… it is not unlikely that these chaotic few years will define the rest of the green buge’s adult life! and who amongst us can deny the importance of these fleeting moments— the catharsis of rebellion, the euphoria of defiance, and the primal limbic thrill of upheaval?
(from twitter @ nolimitsjournal)
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