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It’s a random Tuesday night in Europe. I am wearing my pink sweatpants and a winkled oversized gray hoodie. I am chewing the same gum since morning and carrying a huge black trash bag full of plastic Evian bottles to recycle them. Mind you I am in the top 0.01% rich.

Tier list of men I would date from crypto

The internet has a big problem: too many bots, fakes, and scams. We never really know who we're talking to online. Luckily @Humanityprot fixes this! It gives you one simple, private digital ID that proves you're a real human without sharing your personal data. Just do a quick palm scan once. Then you can prove things like “I’m over 18” or “this is really me” across apps, banks, jobs, and more. No more repeating logins or KYC, less risk of scams and you stay in control of your info. It’s building the “Trust Layer” for the internet and this is the future to me 🤷🏼‍♀️

@sibeleth @MEXC Unfortunately

Markets feeling choppy and uncertain. Many of us are parking value in stables instead of chasing every move. On @MEXC , $USD1 lets you stay stable while earning up to 15% APR and now you can stake in the Launchpool (until Apr 10) to share 1.5M $WLFI rewards 😌 No brainer.

@sibeleth Correct

If they’d hired a woman who’d been cheated on before, that $240M hack wouldn’t have happened.

@sibeleth Yeap

The way Solana’s founder shilled a memecoin and it couldn’t pass $6M mcap is… Comedy.

99% of memecoins go to zero after 24 hours of their launch. You keep playing the same rigged slot machine, hoping this time will be different. The rewards are capped for normal players, while the same teams with keep winning by launching farms on a daily basis. If you still need, “one more meme" to make it, and losing money every day, that's a clear sign your mind is already broken. You should probably step back and keep your money for better days. Stop grinding a crowded, broken game. When there are many people like you, you have no edge. Wait till the next meaningful opportunity, knowing that the size of this new opportunity might be relatively smaller than last years, and stop over trading memes for pennies.

Airborne and ready 🖇️

Today, I had a check-up in the hospital. We had a quick chat with my doctor who is a 39 years old man. He said he bought Trump when it launched and lost around $2K. And finished the talk by saying “such coins are scams, I am never buying anything again”. This is what someone with zero knowledge about the space, a complete newbie, is thinking about this space. Yes, unfortunate events happened. But also we did nothing to fix them. We have 100 new people every day with the mindset of full extraction, and close to zero new onboards. After 3 full years of extractive platforms, trading bots, fnf groups, insider information trades, bundles and more, no one is going to be back buying memecoins. I already cashed out 95% of the profit I made from memes, while not planning to put any of it back to the system. Because why would I? If I can’t see any meaningful opportunity, why would I feed the 19 years old FNF group leader to buy a new Lambo to flex the girl he met on a dating app or the scalp trader who already made $40M? All we are trying to do is to fuck each other in an endless loop. Naah, I am not interested. Memescope monday is cool, but when there is zero support from the main platforms to actually onboard new people and make things less extractive, nothing will change. The day Pumpfun and all other platforms that made over $200M from this place decide to actually support things; I’ll be putting a million back to buy and burn everything just to actually support. That day I’ll be screaming loud to help. Till that time, farewell. And good luck.

Here are some very cool pics I took this week! ✨

There is a guy who made +$60M in crypto. He is still trading memecoins and writing thesis on alt Fomo accounts instead of living his life. I feel sorry for him. If you make it one day, go and live your life instead of locking yourself to the screen.

Last week in Pumpfun; 190K tokens launched. 3.5K of them graduated. None of them passed $2M mcap.

I turned 29 today! ✨ Started this account at the age of 23. Now I am a granny 😭

Even the posts of crypto girls showing their boobs are getting max 200 likes. It’s so over for us…

Life after not marrying your bags ✨

2021-23: NFTs 2023-25: Memecoins 2025 and further: Prediction Markets

If anyone is feeling sad, lonely, or depressed, I just want you to know that I am feeling none of those things right now.