Greg Sheffer

guys above six foot will literally go out of their way to tell you how tall they are. u could be like "it's hot out" and they'll be like "yeah even hotter for me I'm 6'4 so I'm closer to the sun" like we get it Greg ur the MVP of ur intramural basketball team

a group of me & my patriots in the siblings on Boston harbor thanksgiving 🤝 spilling the tea

service dog I know I can’t pet: 👀 me: 👀

if u got ghosted recently remember at least it’s spooky season

really tryna date someone who doesnt like pickles so every time their lunch comes with a pickle on the side i can eat it

*me giving a ted talk* you ever just sit back and realize there’s deadass ppl who live in Wyoming

You ever workout and eat healthy for a week & realize you’d rather be a lil thick

i wish i was a guest at the royal wedding just so when something dramatic happened I could turn to the person sitting next to me & be like “now that’s some tea”

semester: over titties: out

A Quiet Place (2018)

just minding my business at the family Easter brunch until my mom goes "tell me something i don't know" & my 5 yr old niece replies "Uncle greg wet the bed till he was 8!" like ok I thought we were passed that sis but go off I guess

@captainkalvis lmao

we need a Disney princess who gets dumped by a fuck boy and uses it as motivation to get into Harvard law school and graduate as valedictorian

yes I know this is the plot of legally blonde please bend and snap out of my mentions

Me: i could use a na- Girl who used her parents money to spend an entire week blacked out in Cancun for spring break: nap? you mean a siesta amigo. the weather is soooo nice here in Mexico. wanderlust™💫 is a way of life, it's so so important to travel while ur still young

I can guarantee that any child who didn't cry when Mufasa died now has at least 2 felonies

*first date* alright don't let them know I sometimes talk like an instagram meme account date: im glad u picked this place I love sushi me: LMFAOO me irl date: wha- me: it be like that sometimes

damn girl are you the new snapchat cause I don't really understand u & I miss the old you

@dondiegokass_ @kodykpelham11 @goldensoul21 @yinick @richardgierman @PalomaHansen i would like to thank everyone involved for the quality of this thread great work team

*me during a test* "alright focus, you got this" my brain: twitter.com/justinbieber/s…