Gerald K Ssemugabi

Honoured to be the new President of @MakRuleofLaw for 2026/2027. To our members, our institution, and everyone who believes the law must serve justice — we are ready. In lege Speramus. 💜 #RuleOfLaw #MakerereUniversity #Uganda

He nails 5 different emotions in 14 seconds all while setting up the entire storyline for the next season.

When I say modern-day dating has become miserable and is more of a humiliation ritual than love, this is what I mean. Look at her texts and the misery in her life. she tried to put in her best effort and wanted to talk to him, but instead, she became meme material on the internet because he wanted some likes and validation.

LETS GOOOOOOO!! I guess we are good at SND now

i think some of us were designed for small villages where we could become permanently fond of like twelve people and one strange bird.

Harry Kane scored a Hattrick and still switched to a goal keeper in the same match. That guy really suffered at Tottenham. 😭😭

🚨 CDM 2026 SUMMER DATES ARE HERE 🚨 Mark your calendars. The battle for summer glory begins soon! 🗓️ Regular Season: June 25 – August 2 🏆 Playoffs: August 6 – August 9 🔥 Grand Final: August 22 Format and more details dropping soon. Stay tuned! 👀

GSI 2026 🏆 Grateful always for the pressure for making me stronger. Thank you everyone who has been supporting the Red Rebellion ❤️ Another lower bracket run in the book

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INSANE

Never seen such a successful ragebait and against a president no less!

I once had a girl who reached out to me first and we started talking. Then I discovered she deliberately extended her reply time. She’ll text me “hi, how are you doing” I’ll reply in minutes (like a normal human being) “I’m fine, how are you doing” and she’ll take another hour to reply that. I told her if we are going to have a conversation then she might need to reply within normal time. She apologized and agreed and tried for that day. But then she continued right after, replying after 1 whole day. I too decided to reply after 2 whole days (let’s all be mad together). I basically doubled every reply time she gave, even if I was with my phone at the time and not busy at all. Then at some point I asked myself “what am I doing? Why am I playing all these games and doing all these mental gymnastics at this age?” I reminded myself that women are always with their phones and if she wasn’t replying on time maybe she wasn’t so interested after all. And if she was and still playing these games then she wasn’t healthy enough for me to have anything to do with her. Also, me intentionally replying late also was me playing her games. Games I didn’t need to play. Let’s say I beat her at her games and she now liked me is this what I will have to keep up with to keep her interested? Endless mind games? Abeg abeg, I’ll pass. They tell you do not double text, do not compliment, do not call until after so so time, you won’t need to play all these games with a person who actually wants a healthy relationship with you. Abeg let her go. It’s tiring.

Sorry, but your pastor has no annointing on him. He's just a hustler looking for what to eat and you are his client.

A white guy can do the worst thing ever and the headline will still open with a compliment

The biggest producer of bibles in the world is China. And Africans are their biggest customers.☹️

So some people even put their birthday celebrations as linkedin posts?💀💀

The trick is to keep meeting more people. A moving man meets his bride or something

Stop disturbing people in the market. 🫵🏾

How Introverts stick to the only person they know at a party

You loose your essence and flavor?

Crowd Reaction to @DashySZN's Quick Scope 🤯