michael

glow ups r actually real

why do we call cops pigs? i haven’t heard any of those buggers oink before. even the obese ones 🤔

@tinytalkingmice @jadejahan I’m not well versed enough in Apples to distinguish past colors unfortunately

Top 5 Thursday: Top 5 Fruits (For Eating) 1) Banana 2) Apple (Red) 3) Grapes (Purple) 4) Pineapple 5) Mango

Jay Z the best lyricist oat. “Show em how to move in a room full of vultures”. You can’t make this shit up.

someone I went to hs with hit me up on Snapchat to help him with his “non-gambling” gambling company offering $1,500 no risk since all the money I would owe would be distributed through his company or something. Fuck my life bro…

Daniel’s list of conditions he must follow: -2 years of supervised release -Must not leave the state of Colorado without first getting permission -His probation officer can visit him at any time and search his residence -His probation officer can search through his phone, any device with internet access, and all social media accounts. -Probation officer will have passwords and access to all of the above. -Must work full time or be searching for full time work unless the probation officer excuses him -Must not communicate or interact with anyone engaging in criminal activity or with a past felony -Must participant in mental health treatment and remain medication compliant -No contact with MacDougall

@jadejahan good or bad thing 😹

@gt_triple2 …I am at a loss for words

@Clavicular0 whatever u say Mr. Clav :)

Its not “maxxing” its maxing.

I don’t think there’s a band that’s more spiritually me than Sparks

The Incredible Hulk figure at Madame Tussauds in London unveiled in 2003 to coincide with the release of the Hulk movie

New weekly tweet series dropping tomorrow

connecting things

"You cannot kill me in a way that matters"

My life feels so empty now that streamer university is over. I doordashed a bloomin onion and ate the whole thing in complete silence. I just don’t know what to do right now

JUST IN: Daniel Larson to be released from prison today.

Andrew Tate was found with 19 child abuse images and extreme porn, in addition to facing multiple rape allegations after his arrest. The self-proclaimed "alpha male" influencer and his brother, Tristan Tate, could face 20 to 25 years in prison if they are extradited to the UK.

just realized that a colleague I have that gives me the ick sounds like Patrick Bateman 😬

Art Of SpongeBob just got suspended because multi billion dollar company Paramount hates it when you post SpongeBob clips or even just show off story boards or old merch. It's ridiculous