Joslyn✨

Me avoiding news about the pandemic and the election so that I can have a good day..

Honestly the year the clowns tried to kill us was better

Y’all checking Snapchat while on the aux.. come on bro let’s be professional. Please.

oh we are going on an adventure? hold up let me strap up @Crocs

This is just the absolute worst advent calendar I’ve ever gotten

Me: I’m not spending anymore money on food Friends: let’s go eat Me:

babies are so weird. a living, breathing, separate life form comes out of one woman and it only takes 9 months. like WTF i honestly don’t know if i should be able to have this kind of power.

Let’s get OUT of the habit of telling people “Well that’s still your mom. That’s still your dad. That’s still your brother. That’s still your sister.” TOXIC IS TOXIC. Whether it’s family or NOT. You are allowed to walk away from people who CONSTANTLY hurt you. You are allowed to