Bob, The Specialty Guard
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Bob, The Specialty Guard
@guardbobspecial
'Hey, I guess I'm just made to work in the restaurant!' I'm Bob! My last job fell through and Frickbears was willing to hire me! Even if the pay sucks.
Frickbears Pizza Parlor Katılım Nisan 2026
155 Takip Edilen52 Takipçiler
@guardbobspecial .. sure i guess.. *gave a little smooch*
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Im bored... And lonely... And sad..
So I'm setting up a kissing booth! Except its not 25c... Its for free!
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@guardbobspecial @aftonwastaken YOUR APPRECIATION IS APPRECIATED.
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@JeremyButGreen @aftonwastaken "I like the new colour!"
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HMMM... SEEMS LIKE NONE OF YOU FOOLS SEEM TO... UNDERSTAND THE VISION, THE 𝗥𝗘𝗗𝗡𝗘𝗦𝗦.
I WILL HAVE TO SHOW YOU. ALL OF YOU. BY FORCE.
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@Fredsweeper "Yes we erased him from existence."
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Did a fella named Rick, or perhaps Morty suddenly pop into the pizzeria after this arrived?
Sparky The Dog🦴@SparkyDatDawg
Oh my god dude
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[No not at all]
— "The window is open, Vannabelle"
"I can see your reflection"
Vannabelle Dewlap@Dewlaprptime
[Is it even a surprise at this point?]
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how bout you just go to hell instead
𝖃𝖊𝖓𝖔@xenobangs
The Grand Canyon has so much potential, why hasn’t anyone done this yet?
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Greetings. I've come to make an announcement to remind you that anyone who engages proshipping will be blocked without hesitation. Alternatively, proshippers can feel free to block me, since I wouldn't want to look at your posts to begin with. Glory to the Eggman Empire!
GIF
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"Hasn't happened yet, but it could be me!"
Reiko The Phone Gal@Reiko_PhoneGal
The law of the multiverse says there's a parallel universe for every possible event So where the HELL is the Vanny from the universe where we go out on a date?!
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DAMN IT ALL TO HELL, YE NEED TO STOP MAKING THESE PITS BY THE COVE! AND GET EM OUT OF THERE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YE.
UpgradeCadet@Upgrade_Cadet
Update: I’ve dunked @WatchYerClock in the tank, I’ll let him soak for a bit then I’ll pull him out.
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@JeremyButGreen "Oh hey red! I like that colour!"
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@guardbobspecial THERE IS NO HELPING NOW. THE PIT HAS BLESSED ME WITH A SUPERIOR HUE.
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"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON MAN, I'M ABOUT TO FUCKING QUIT."
ℝ𝔼ℝ𝔼𝕄𝕐 ℝ𝔼𝔻𝔾𝔼ℝ𝔸𝕃𝔻 (Evil and red arc)@JeremyButGreen
Well, since I checked the entire building, the only place it could have gone is outside! Either that or... it's... gulp... right behind me, isn't it...?
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*Staring At The Reader.*
" Have You Ever. Felt Fear. "
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our GNOME SHOW pilot released yesterday! thanks everyone for watching!
this song by @irlspellcasting was a highlight for sure
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Alright, Alright...You Folks Get The Tune By Now.
No Affiliation With Anyone. Not. At. All...Now Scram.
...Unless You Wanna Check This Account's Info.
Whatever.
Pig Patch@RealMeanPiggy
" 𝐼 𝒞𝑜𝓃𝓈𝒾𝒹𝑒𝓇 𝐼𝓉 𝒶 𝒟𝒾𝑔𝓃𝒾𝒻𝒾𝑒𝒹 𝒟𝑒𝒶𝓉𝒽...𝒩𝑜𝓉 𝑅𝑒𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎, 𝐼𝓉 𝒲𝒶𝓈 𝒜𝒸𝓉𝓊𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎 𝒬𝓊𝒾𝓉𝑒 𝒫𝒶𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓉𝒾𝒸. "
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