GD Jonie and Harlie

@JohnDonoghue64 Humans!!!! Well done for using ur brain, unlike those humans we all try to train but they fail.

Last time I played outside, my human made me have a bath after I came home & got the kitchen all muddy. This time I’m taking a bath before I get home - my human is going to be so pleased with me! 🐾

@janette__31 We do!!!! But M & D keep slowing us fown on walks as they dont have four paw drive. My big sis told me once that D landed at her level once so she kiss him, he was sat on his bum for no reason!! Humans……..

Who else loves snow? 😀 #dogsoftwitter #ZSHQ

@janette__31 My dad was chassing my big sis on a field so i joined in. I was faster than him and my head net his left bum, he flipped upwards and landed on floor. Still moans about it now after 6+ years. Humans!!!!

So... I was chasing my bestie, Lester, at the park today. I was doing about eleventymillion miles an hour when Mum got in my way. 😲 We had an unpleasant crash resulting in a huge lump on her leg which is now turning purple 😬 Don't worry, I'm fine 🙂 #dogsoftwitter #ZSHQ

Our grandad and wicked step nan are up to see us. Came friday evening for a few days. They said hello to mum and dad but we are the main reason they travelled for a long time. Took them for a tour of our new house (we dont pay bills of course!)

@GuideMeElmo Wow, i forget how bright our uniform are when new. I had a new chest one last tesr for my parents wedding (had to be the brightest one there!!!).

@jennystape @lostsin44 This also something Harlie do. Me, i am s good girl and know how to behave

This is sooooooo Rupert 😂🤣😂🤣

@ByrneCocker I have put dad on the naughty step as he asked us if little piggy was wanting to get extra crispy from sun bathing. Not talking to him till he act his age………

Mum!! Mummmm!!! Come quick 😱 Little pig 🐷 is falling out the window 😳😥 MUUUMMMMMMM!!! Help!!!

Dad have told us not to chase any bunnies tonight or tomorrow incase a certain bunny come with certain eggs… where the fun in that????

@GuideMeElmo My big sister would bark if the cat was on the before her. Then mum would pick cat up for queenie to get on there and cat goes vack to her little corner of bed.

Hi all, it Harlie here. Today is very special as ITS MY BIRTHDAY!!! I am 6. My parents always ask how i got this far in life…..

@janette__31 My big sister queenie would have been 19 last week. Dad celebrated by having a big bowl of larger (she drank some at mums 30th) guided mum home funny and was quiet the next day from what they said. She passed in 2018, we still miss her lots even now. But we have harlie!

Today is a sad day for Mum. It's 2 years since Chloe went 🌈💔 I know Mum still misses her. We are having sausages for tea in her memory. #dogsoftwitter #ZSHQ

@GuideMeElmo Humans!!!! Sometimes i wonder what goes through their mind as logic. Teach urself to open said cupboard!

@McLarenDoggo Dad think they did that knowing u were watching, hoping only u would notice!

First Haas spin of the season #F175

Dad had a a lovely idea (for once!). We could be moving a street or two away. To bring my older sis queenie, he said he would go the long way tthrough the park. My brother goes that route which we call the “queenie route” as she couldnt go far the older she got.

@servicerotties I totally agree, life would be easier if these humans have fur. More time to play outside. I will say, dad seem to need less “layers” than mum so we go to him when we really need to go!!!

-31°C with the windchill. That means I have to wait 15 minutes for the human to put on several layers so we can go outside for 3 minutes so I can do my bizness. I don't know why she doesn't just grow fur. Then the most she'd ever need would be a jacket. #DogThoughts

@GuideMeElmo I hate to say this but it not just mums who does this, my dad does this to me too.

@janette__31 Our dad wanted to ask if u are telling porkies as that sounded fishy to him. I sent him to his room for that rude comment!!

So, my allergy results have come back. I'm sensitive to all meat, poultry and fish except venison!!! Mum worries my food bill will be a little deer 🤭 #dogsoftwitter #ZSHQ

@GuideMeElmo Why is the finger being pointed at you? Your a guide dog. You sure the cat from down the road not been in and planted them?

@servicerotties @EdmontonOilers @Avalanche Welcome home my internet friend, now u can keep a eye on the girls. Yes she has to eat his share of the goaltreats, its the law!

She's too big for the largest NHL dog shirt but too small for Kuno's #Oilers gear. However, she has giant hopes for tonight's game and predicts the @EdmontonOilers will beat the @Avalanche 5-2. Goaltreats are double tonight as Kuno's ashes have come home. 🐾❤️

@GuideMeElmo Humans!! There no pleasing them sometimes!