owen

But who will Massage the masseus

Vegas is so funny why am I at the blackjack table with Armie Hammer

Dudes be like “yeah I work at the Panda Express at the Nashville airport but in the Gate C one not the one in Gate B”

Ppl be like “yeah I work at the airport Chic fil a”

In a line up of like 30 hot foids

@BobblinMavs @CFBHome Tommies doing it in ~5 years

@CFBHome If you add in hockey, the list gets smaller. Michigan has a chance to get added this year.

The ONLY schools to have a team reach the national championship game in football & basketball in the CFB Playoff era (2014-present) Michigan Minnesota State St. Thomas Wisconsin-Whitewater

I’m in a full metal jacket situation with my fat closer

Why u 67 all in my pussy

You can tell Meryn Trant thinks he deserves life

Counting or not counting the dowager queen

I really need to be unemployed right now

This is insane

I did a thing

@Izzy_Cooks @Swaggyk95 @stimsimm Because 2 players have had 74+ ever before Bam

@Swaggyk95 @stimsimm He had 43 how tf was this +8000😭😭😭

I AM THE ONE WHO STIMMS™️ Bam Adebayo, you are a LEGEND STIM US🎯🎯🎯 whop.com/house-of-stimms

Told my music nerd coworker that daft punk were outed as groomers today and he started crying

Just called this girl 2023 John Pork

My childhood fridge creates the perfect chewing ice

Can bill hader start acting again

Shit show at the fuck factory

Harry Potter puppet pals but they say bomboclaat when they say dumbledore