Gummy Worm Cookie | SCOOP employee

I guess this is my intro post? I’m Gummy Worm Cookie, rookie researcher, put into the #SCOOPfam because I was given a training video after employment. So as a part of SCOOP, I just run around and do errands for the others. Yay… Can I go to bed yet? I’m tired.

Litmus said I did a good job…?

@MercyofScythe GAH?! Who the ever living HELL are you?!

@gummywormSC00P The worst Cookies to ever meet.

What. The FUCK is a beast cookie???

@BringerOfTheEnd @MeIsSnapDragon Can't be worse than falling in a vat of acid and surviving.

@gummywormSC00P @MeIsSnapDragon This may hurt are you sure?

:3

@BringerOfTheEnd @MeIsSnapDragon I um- I just wanna be a girl is all...

@gummywormSC00P @MeIsSnapDragon Dragonic power has the ability to alter cookies if desired by the host...

@BringerOfTheEnd @MeIsSnapDragon [She looks flabbergasted! Her jaw drops, even!] I uh- excuse me?? Run that by me again, you said you can... change my body? With all due respect- HOW?!

@gummywormSC00P @MeIsSnapDragon I have the ability to change your body to more of your liking if you wish...

@BringerOfTheEnd @MeIsSnapDragon And when I finally made my parents sick of me, they sold me to a lab for money. And, uh... well I got transported to this... world. In another body I don't like.

@gummywormSC00P @MeIsSnapDragon ...I understand the feeling oh to well... I was the runt of my litter of hatchlings I told my parents I strived to be the strongest dragon alive... They scoffed and laughed at me... But now I showed them by slaughtering them both.

@BringerOfTheEnd @MeIsSnapDragon Um… well, when I was still human, my parents never approved of me wanting to be a girl, if that makes sense. They told me to shut the hell up and accept that I’m a boy, and always will be.

@gummywormSC00P @MeIsSnapDragon Yes that... Why hath you not had the chance to be a real girl...

@BringerOfTheEnd @MeIsSnapDragon [Gummy Worm Cookie peeks an eye open.] What do you mean "what did you just say"? That I never got a chance to be an actual girl?

@gummywormSC00P @MeIsSnapDragon *about to slam claw down and stops* What did you just say... //Ebony feels sympathetic twords people who don't have a chance to be something before they die since they were locked away for the same reason//

@BringerOfTheEnd @MeIsSnapDragon So... this is how it ends. I can't even be an actual girl before I die... Thanks, I guess...

@gummywormSC00P @MeIsSnapDragon Hm... Fine have it your way... *Transforms into this*

I hate this cookie body so much...

@BringerOfTheEnd @MeIsSnapDragon [She screws her eyes shut and clenches her fists.] No, if you're gonna commit to this "bit", then kill me! I am a wothless piece of... eugh, of DOUGH, so yeah. I'm standing in front of you.

@gummywormSC00P @MeIsSnapDragon Oh no I would never waste my energy killing a worthless flatster like yourself...

@BringerOfTheEnd @MeIsSnapDragon ...I've been called worse, honestly. If you're gonna kill me, get it over with...

@gummywormSC00P @MeIsSnapDragon Ah so your the pest my child speaks of...

@BringerOfTheEnd @MeIsSnapDragon WHAT THE FUCK.

@MeIsSnapDragon @gummywormSC00P Why do you wake me child...

@MeIsSnapDragon OH SO YOU DO HAVE PARENTS-

@gummywormSC00P I is a baby I can call my parent over here if you wants!

@MeIsSnapDragon Why the shit do you sound like a baby? ARE you a baby?! Where are your parents???

@gummywormSC00P Fuck is bad word!

I’m so tired… I wanna go home…

@MeIsSnapDragon WHY ARE DRAGONS REAL IN THIS WORLD WHAT THE F U C K?!

@gummywormSC00P Yee you look yummies

@MeIsSnapDragon Owww… ow! What in the world are you- ARE YOU A FUCKING DRAGON?!

@gummywormSC00P 10 and

I think everyone hates me. Ik I’m a former human, but I don’t feel really well loved here. Is that normal? Does SCOOP make everyone here feel out of place?