augusta

successful bank holiday in Bristol, now to commence dying for the rest of the week because of it

I have done nothing but sit on the sofa and watch all of the lord of the rings films #noregret

currently loving life in Italy

stopped in Bristol last night, was meant to go out and ended up like this 😂

I take it all back, I'm strong and independent

don't worry, after trying for the first five minutes before previous tweet I've done it.

on the point of breaking, I can't even open up a child proof lid for my cough medicine. send help. I'm weak.

of course it isn't but I do wish I could breath normally and not have a red nose that's gleaming

hate working when I'm ill but I hate being at home on my own being ill... oh life is just so hard

wouldn't be near as much fun tho, would it

sometimes I love the fact I'm never in one place and other times I think it would be easier

life is great

wow

Who knew in the Himalayas there is a village covered in penis paintings cause of a Buddhist monk claiming it warned off bad spirits..

I had a dream about me having a bacon and egg butty and now that's allllll that I'm thinking about

eggs and bacon nom nom nom

😎💨

I'm not one for being all soppy but first dates, love that shit. It's so cute.