Alan Guth

You guys may want to talk in smaller words. I don't think @YABOY_S_HAWKING understands. #mrhbse

My inflationary model solves the horizon problem. Do any of your guys' theories or modles solve any problems? I didn't think so. #MrHBSE

Here's a picture of my inflationary universe theory! (1 of the most important scientific discoveries to date)#MrHBSE

@YABOY_S_HAWKING Speaking of that, did you know I figured out how BIG of a big bang it was? Thanks for your unimportant thought. #MrHBSE

@FDrakeA Well bud, glad I could be of so much help. Funny to know you couldn't figure it out on your own. Some scientist you are. #MrHBSE

@SaganUnforsaken You've taught at one school? Pshhh try 5: Princeton, Columbia Cornell, Stanford and MIT. They all want me. #imaboss #MrHBSE

@JohannBode Why do I need to look for one planet when I have the potential to quantum leap to other universes? I can find others. #MrHBSE

@herscheltweets_ My discovery is said to be one of the most important ever. Ohh you found some planets? How cute:) #MrHBSE

@herscheltweets_ You may have discovered a lot but did you discover the universe's constant expansion? No? I did. So stop bragging. #MrHBSE

Without my theory of parallel universes, you kids wouldn't have videogames like Silent Hill or BioShock. They. Wouldnt. Exist. #MrHBSE

This is MY theory of parallel universes at work! #minutephysics is out of this world, no pun intended. youtube.com/watch?v=Ywn2Lz… #MrHBSE

Despite its name, the big bang theory is not really a theory of a bang at all. It is really only a theory of the aftermath of a bang.