Carl Steadman

*X Window

I don't know why Twitter has an X Windows logo on it, but I'm taking it as a sign.

(I know, I know, last one to leave turn off the lights, all that.)

(I always wanted to say that.)

@coolass Tasmota device.

@guydeboredom fixing a phone or tablet?

heat gun, X-Acto knife, spudger

don't forget the cut-resistant gloves

For whom were these valuable skills of value?

Had I only said less.

“Your purchase entitles you to our free eBook...” What joy. What luck.

Lock your doors and buy some paint, Henry Poole. I stopped the movie to give you time. As long as you need.

I make my little quips in private forums about yet another piece on internet history that gets it wrong, but... you do realize that many of us who were there can be easily found on this internet thing that you seek to document? That maybe you could just ask us?

We have relegated our future to the dustbin of history.

The fruity smell of modern-day bicycle chain lubricant

Not a day goes by that I do not wish I were sane.

chugga chugga horse horse

Bananas. Ripening without regard to my desire for them.

More to the point for someone who archives all, should the title as it resides on my storage media be corrected to some (possibly imagined) original state, or should I learn to love the fucking f*cks?

(Don't get me wrong, Q*berting is @!#?@! cool. Possibly maybe. To some. This, I think, is not that.)

When streaming services choose to substitute asterisks for letters when the titles of their episodics use naughties, is that for stylistic emphasis? Or should I rightly feel infantilized?