Guy Hatton

@FCIsleOfMan 50

We're on the road tomorrow as we head to Barnoldswick Town and you can be a winner with our sponsors the Steam Packet, all you have to do is guess when the first goal will be scored! Entries close at 2pm on Saturday! Good luck! #isleofman #ravens #nwcfl

@FCIsleOfMan @iomsteampacket 1-6 FC IoM

It's our last (currently scheduled) midweek away game of the season tomorrow! 😢 Guess the score of our fixture against Cheadle Town and be in with the chance of winning a £50 voucher courtesy of our sponsors the @iomsteampacket Entries close 1 hour before kick off, good luck!

@UpTheRavens @FCIsleOfMan @NewMillsFC @TedQuirk Ha...... you were "Wishing".

A Flock Of Seagulls over the pitch 35’ I Ran away just in case there was any plop @FCIsleOfMan @NewMillsFC @TedQuirk

@SkyBetHelp why is there no each way betting on the tour de france stage winner today?

@FootballFact101 Mesut Ozil is the reason they are mid-table

Arsenal fans and their mid table squad doesn’t deserve Mesut Ozil...

@DavidDidley Worst final...... ever. Worse than West Ham v Fulham '75

Raheem Hemsley

@Kneenaw77 Mugged him.

@guyhatton27 ‘esque 🏊‍♂️

Allison Dudek

Ashley Young as your dead ball specialist! You boys have no chance!

@juanhatton @AWSStats Brilliant. ... after reading it about ten times I've got it. ....... I think!

@FootballFact101 hi football 101. I had a great time with you today. See you tomorrow for more banter.

@AWSStats I was at Old Trafford today and couldn't help but notice that there seemed to be a lot of wicket maidens. Is this a record?

Why did the Baker get fired from the bakery? He kneaded a shit.

Have you heard about that new film about the tractor? I just saw the trailer.

The England camp have asked Spain if they wouldn't mind dropping them off on their way home.

Still can't believe people watch big brother, if I wanted to watch shit on the tele I would have watched the England game.

Wayne Rooney thanks Coleen for flying all the way to Rio but admits she should have left the kids at home with their father John Terry

Liverpool are looking good value for money for next season. The link-up play between Suarez and Gerrard tonight was unreal

groundhog wank: 2. The overly-familiar tug sequence of a pornogamist who only owns one art pamphlet.