Grey Worm

Nilikuwa napikiwa chai na ngwaci with firm instructions “nisipate umebakisha” alikuwa na class ya asubuhi then afternoon,after class ya Kwanza nilikuwa napepetwa tasele anapika lunch halafu jioni naona mtu na Lucozade ilibidi nilale na jeans, na kuingiza nguo kwa maji zisikauke

Kama uko na number yangu weka. I am in danger 🤦🏿‍♂️

Seeing these tweets from another perspective is so funny to me😂😂 Do we really sound like that ama hawa wana exaggerate?😭😭

We can all decide to vote for David Maraga if we’re against bad governance

We want the war in the Middle East to end now. The world is tired of it. But any talk of destroying or defeating Israel will bring us into the war. On the side of Israel!

Someone please call the police, your waist is missing. 💅🏿🤏🏿

But if a king asks nicely, I can put a few things up his arse for sure.