Guy Sensei

I made this shirt and I’m proud 🥰

You won’t forgive your friend after one argument but you’re back with the ex that did you dirty multiple times

This feels like a good moment to mention that machines cannot crochet. It’s something only humans can do.

近日，山东一对夫妻下楼，丈夫说要走楼梯，看看电梯快还是自己快。结果却是在每个楼层都为媳妇准备了礼物…… 是啊，日子怎么可能跟谁过都一样呢……

😭😭😭

I think about this kind of love every day 🥺

@Ashirmeud @alexxander876 Comes with an infection or something? What’s the catch?

Chrat ???

I’m thinking the 6 shots I took tonight had no effect but also I want to cry for no reason…

Happy New Year to you 🫵🏽 Yes you! Cause mi nah DM you separate

Sometimes sentences auto translate in my head and I forget I only speak English.

When I said that newspapers protect identities of men who assault children, you all jumped down my throat that it’s to protect the identity of the child. So far, I’ve seen the child’s street address, her school, her face, whilst everything for the perp has been concealed.

This how I be kissing that’s why I can’t kiss just anybody 🥴😩

the internet is filled with to many creative ideas for niggas not to be romantic, he just don't like you!

Whole a unu a get ringworm

You guys outside playing for social media. Everything is a joke until it’s not.

@OneMacky_ Mens?

Size 7 and under.

Death row

If you want to hide anything from me just put it in the fridge

I hate when I realize I’ve been influenced by a trend

As someone who drives. I have no proof.