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@ClarityClack Oh hello, been a while

@gwinefcc Not gonna end well that 😆

@563mac @Darren_Dutton Hahaha

I did a google image search for people annoyed that their bins hadn't been collected and put them all in a montage.

@____xo123 @notpotmongs Why’s she the same shape as a squashed jelly baby hahaha

6 years ago today, what a picture 😂

@_m3adie And when you’re about to oven cook something and it says “pre heat oven” absolutely not mr instructions, I’ll put the oven on once I’ve lashed my food in thanks

Just read the weather forecast, there’s a 10% chance of rain and a 99.9% chance of me getting a maccies breakie

@SelfishCunt09 Hahaha belters them

Just ordered the kids Halloween outfits, was simpler times when we all used to lash a bin bag on with a witches hat wasn’t it 😂

@Keeferbonsar Hahaha

Can the customers I’m ringing stop answering the phone please, I’d like to get paid for leaving voicemails all day thanks

I’ve just been told I’ve got to play you’ll never walk alone as the last song, this is the worst night of my life 🤮

DJing at a 60th tonight, someone’s Nan’s getting necked

@TabaksLandlord 😂😂

@Lelen84 Grass 👀

@_m3adie Or be overweight to be at risk of Type 2 diabetes

Birds taking money off these pay pigs on here are abusing the fellas by the way. Guaranteed most of them are incredibly slow and don’t really understand. Haha its funny tho m8 anyone wannapay for me 10 quid scran? Scruffy twats

@Miss_Tinsel_ Happy Birthday Dan, hope you have a boss day 🎉

@Keeferbonsar Hahaha this is amazing

@_lb83_ Ohhh did they send two to the same email address? Mad that

@gwinefcc Two different codes 🤷🏻‍♀️