Adam Greenwald

When you'd rather play guitar... 🎶💥🎸😜🤘🏻

@gwld Most Mercury cars are in a permanent state of retrograde.

today is july 13. classic

@trillharris mercury in retrograde type shit

I have had the worst bus luck this week. So many missed connections

Whether it's AI or a meme or whatever, I'm getting fatigue from having to see Mitch's face on my TL tbh

trillion dollar idea: train squirrels to dethatch lawns

Is there a job out there the pays equal or more than my current job, but with wayyy less work??

2001: A Space Odyssey nailed it

alright i'll bite who is this lionel messi

these cosplayers are getting out of control

curdmaxxing 🧀✨

@kebrgr @AshleyInMKE think of the advantages. too many to list

@AshleyInMKE @gwld Please buy those

I need to buy a new chair for my secondary desk/vanity. I currently have one of those large “criss cross” chairs (I call them the big butt chairs) but it’s not working out. I thought it was lack of lumbar support, but the seat itself lacks padding and it’s just very hard.

I really only sit there to do my hair and makeup, and sometimes take meetings at that desk. I was unable to bend over 1 day this week. Today I’m in a ton of pain again. Any chair suggestions? I don’t care if it has arm rests, they just need to be movable if so.

@kebrgr that's my bad i should've specified it wasn't going to be cosplay lol

@gwld Sorry I’ll leave

apparently i'm hosting a backyard pollinator garden monarch butterfly sex party today

@gwld You hanging in the yard….

"you're not afraid of the dark, are you, jerry"

@SteveSubera that's probably better than where i'm at lol

@gwld Sure, until you see my 112 average.

fuck it dude let's join a bowling league 🎳

jesus stole my girlfriend