💎Brandon💎

I LOVE HOCKEY AND I LOVE @Avalanche

@HolyJose2391 @fadedmustard I use all 3. I fear i cannot be stopped

@fadedmustard Oh…

i… but… i… ok.

@jennyfootball26 @ScottEnlow This shit makes me fucking sick

@ScottEnlow Last month San Bernardino Sheriff’s entered someone’s backyard without a warrant and killed Daisy. The owner couldn’t even get her ashes. x.com/policethepolic…

👮‍♂️LAPD killed this lady's dog on a noise complaint call. The dog's name was Jameson, a golden doodle. The dog was no threat, but he barked at strangers. The family and the dog was celebrating the New York Knicks victory. A neighbor called in a noise complaint and the LAPD showed up and shot the dog when it barked at the officers. Police treat killing dogs like it's routine business and no big deal. That needs to change, it needs to become a big deal. I think every time an officer shoots a dog it should be investigated and scrutinized just like when a person is shot. It seems police escalate to lethal force FIRST when dealing with a dog they perceive as aggressive. It seems they never use pepper spray first, just straight to deadly force. That needs to change. This is not okay.

@Tranracialangel All bourbon is whiskey but not all whiskey is bourbon or something

As a micro peen fella who never hates on fat asses, why we always gotta get the shade thrown at us!? We already deal with an enough for having innnie weinni’s.

We are fuckin cooked dude

@BenTheBaneDavis That is a ROUGH 19 years

19-year-old going on 47 💀

Sign me up for that bootay dootay

@FlemilyEming @otokyo Oh

@otokyo The atrophy of my vagina

Boiled Chicken, Greek Yogurt & White Rice. What’s missing here? 🍗🍚

A part in your hair? Yeah cuz ur hairline is apart from your forehead dawg

Booking is the worst part of being a musician

I love playing in my band but if all we book is solo gigs and only one of us is making any money, i might as well find someone else to play with

@HolyJose2391 Memories

Simpler times

Life is certainly a rollercoaster but i feel like im on the come up!!

@peachmilfshake Hard to be depressed in a hurricane

I’m just so convinced if I lived in Florida or California or anywhere warm with ocean and no snow, I’d never be depressed

@floralxnxfading I miss 2015

@h0ld0rf Makes sense. I miss 2015 twitter

Is anyone even on this app anymore

@HolyJose2391 @not_mamasaur "There's no ocean in Ohio" stealing the song title

@not_mamasaur Dolphins are ocean animals and there is no ocean in Ohio

quick i need three reasons why a 5yo can't have a dolphin as a pet go

@ibechillin69 I never purchase myself but if they are around and I get 1, chances are im eating like 4

I have a confession .. I fuck these up everytime

I think I wanna learn banjo?

@smileycait444 Great work today!

It’s a full time job being a cutie patootie but someone’s gotta do it

I got a hankerin for a good po boy