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@a13x_tran i dont think we can pass for eachother

@h0leopard we can share one 🤗

first big boy expense is going to be finding a good gym membership in NYC

if i like ur pic and then i go to ur profile and you’re following like 2 people i will take my like back idrgaff

@tomvcns no. try harder

i’m out of things to tweet can you believe it

@gn2ale hello

hi.

just missed a concert of an artist i like because I'm still feeling a little sick and now other things are befalling me if it all wasn't enough

@rornronrnron 3500kcal a lb, probably

@pyoiqu are you a middle schooler in the 90s

@privtonio i wouldn't know how to use that phone

if he was calling would you pick up?

terrified to see how badly getting sick has thrown a wrench into my weight goals

@chiquititatv are they concussion themed

sex and the city is the greatest and most relatable show ever made and i think everyone should watch it at least once

needless to say i hate it so i'm taking some photos and taking the rest off

i did it but i refuse to post it on main so u gotta dm if u wanna see

@mattybigsky naptime 😴

feeling lazy to go to the gym today😩

@hunterch4fer @ezisbored yay

@ezisbored Im SO DRUNK YAY

Help I’m drunk and want to tweet sad thoughts

i generally assume that people forget i exist the moment they stop interacting with me so the notion that i could be on someone's mind is quite foreign

can someone make my bed for me plz ty

@hunterch4fer we will have to put you in the freezer and in the oven and try you both ways to find out

@h0leopard What about me

a dessert should always be either hot or cold any room temp dessert is mid

@bloodylikeab0dy yea i think i'll check it out at the store where it's actually free lol

@h0leopard Bowmakers ate

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