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going downtown

i need to be drunk in a foreign country

best color defenders stand up

@2Ostitches they only know election results

can one of u polititwinks take my polisci midterm for me tmrw

at least i have the self respect to not follow accounts with single digit followings

i want to be involved in the local gay community but these gaga shows and pride month circuit parties are for a different tax bracket i think

brute force reclaiming my libido by not jerking off until i become feral

need to up my tote bag game this summer

that one insta gay who is so attractive it lowkey makes you wanna k*ll yourself every time you view his story (but he's too hot to unfollow)

lesbians write the best horny songs

my arms look so good in the mirror but never in photos......

the thing they don't warn you about living in nyc is that all of your friends will always be too busy to hang out

tried to file my taxes but the irs said that i am a perfect little boy who doesn't have to pay

no bigger turnoff on an app than having snapchat filters in your pics

"Are you single?" I work 8 hours, go to the gym for 2 hours, then take a 1-hour walk. Yes I'm single..

this was unprompted

"it insists upon itself" is actually a fantastic phrase to have in the belt

@proteinale yeah no for sure

no yeah

@tomqimn more godfearing in a gay way

@h0leopard did u just call me gay but in a godfearing way

wrong