Max

@Blutman27 Mid

I have a take about Zendaya

@FlyToureFly @BarstoolNate @Bigcub1111 In the normal world sure, but in the barstool world this is a softball, maybe a beach ball on the KMS side

@h0undoom @BarstoolNate @Bigcub1111 Introduce yourself to someone saying that.

I can’t get enough of the conspiracy theory that Barstool is being paid to promote The Odyssey, the newest epic from Christopher Nolan starring Matt Damon, in theaters now.

@BarstoolNate @Bigcub1111 It’s not that crazy relax

@Bigcub1111 You have the weirdest fucking twitter name and bio I've ever seen, please get a new one. Blocking you bc it's creepy as hell. Yuck dude.

@_willcompton Real-ly gay

It’s real

@lyemcfly And both aren’t going anywhere

People could sell a brick of coke, take the money to a Pokemon card shop. Buy one Pokemon card. Take it to another card shop, lose 15% but have a wire for clean money in their bank account. It might explain some crazy prices you see in trading cards just like other things lol.

West Coast Card Show #Scoops

@heatdaddy69420 In Dallas

If your wife cheated on you with a Savannah banana I feel like you’d have to kill yourself

@heatdaddy69420 If you don’t get run over in Dallas, you might get run over somewhere other than Dallas

Almost just got smoked by a car walking in a cross walk with 15 sec remaining on the walk sign shot clock, tucked my chin at the last minute that’s how close it was. Driver ripped through speeding. You’ll never guess who was behind the wheel. This is a show about almost getting run over.

Life’s got a funny way of working out

@CardsMax We get it

Referring to myself in the third person is so immeasurably silly to me that I refuse to stop doing it

Dude he’s copying CardsMax tweets at this point LMAO

@KabutoKing_ That’s how much they hate authentic

Purposely damaging cards to get a PSA 1 may be the dumbest niche in the hobby

@MaxLonged Yeah I’d rather have these as close to drop as possible and ride the wave

@h0undoom Most people are busy overpaying for product. You would be surprised how much patience is not a virtue.

My 30th Anniversary play will be picking up these singles in mass 2 months after launch.

@EduMock Left

You can only pick one, which one will it be?

@SethRaynor_ Tee shot, cart, approach, cart, glove off

How often a players glove stays on them is a tell tale sign of how good they are.

@CardsMax Hinge

Really all I need in life is eBay, CardLadder, PSA, and a PO Box and I'm indestructibly unstoppable

@Dappz_cardz Dm

Id say a pretty nice mailday! Raws are white sparkles! All available!

Welcome to the burnerverse

@TheNotoriousMMA Send me $250

My head gasket is gone. Destroyed. I had no injury / injuries going into the fight. I was throwing kicks, planted and jumping, all throughout camp as well as backstage before the fight. This came out of nowhere. I am beyond dark here. I can only describe it as hell.

@Jelitics Pussy

One of the strangest gambling experiences I’ve ever had. I had $1.5M on Max Holloway, but minutes before the fight started I got this overwhelming gut feeling to cash out and put everything on Conor McGregor instead. Conor comes out throwing a flying kick… then injures himself and can’t continue. Whether he was already hurt before the fight or not, I don’t know. That’s just how it felt in the moment. This was easily one of the most tilting nights of my life. It felt like every decision I made was destined to lose. I think I’m done gambling. This may have been my last bet ever. Maybe the universe had other plans for me, and I needed to lose tonight to be pushed onto a different path.