ᴘᴀᴛʀɪᴏᴛɪᴄ ᴀɢʙᴇʀᴏ🥷

POV: Female colleagues that "can't lift water into the dispenser" suddenly find super strength when it's time to carry a bag of rice and groundnut oil ME:

-He became Africa’s biggest streamer -Got gifted a 2024 GLE and a Corolla -Davido pulled up on his livestream and they broke Africa’s Twitch record -Vinícius Júnior, Florian Wirtz and Antonio Rüdiger all acknowledged him -Won ₦70M in a boxing match against Portable - Ranked among the Top 30 streamers in the world -Now on track to become the first African streamer to stream from Germany. He achieved all of these within few months of streaming. A moving man will always meet his luck 🤍

@YusufMBuhari Only gullible Nigerians will fall for this nonsense again. Your father destroyed Nigeria and now you want to continue from where he stopped, God suppose take you..

@TherimT56364 @ghst_0nx @YusufMBuhari Slave you no dey tire?

@ghst_0nx @YusufMBuhari List the opportunity he killed!

@sma0056 @YusufMBuhari His father is amongst the reason why your broke ass is suffering🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️ and all you could do is still support him. Mumu

@YusufMBuhari When your late Dad was president, you were busy riding power bike all over the country instead of riding the momentum like Seyi Tinubu is doing. I am rooting for you but you won't reap where and what you have not sown.

@Stevephotizo @YusufMBuhari @MrsAishiaBuhari See who dey support buhari son😂😂… slave with bad hairline too… no go find food chop

@YusufMBuhari You are sitting on a massive political capital. Don't waste it, boy. Talk to your mother @MrsAishiaBuhari sge can guide you. She knows things!

@UkTemuse @YusufMBuhari Make that strong feelings kill you

@YusufMBuhari I have a strong feeling that this guy is out to right the wrongs of his father.

Giraffes always peeking over everything. mind your own business. fucking skyscrapers.

There's a Nigerian female celebrity that disagrees tho. Her favorite number is 4. If you ask me, I would tell you but you will have to come Si Mi first. 🙏

"I regretted voting Obi in 2023" I don't know why you're regretting a decision that hasn't had any effect whatsoever in your life for the last 3 years.

Omo guide o Nobody even wish me happy new month💔

throat goats are going extinct. 💔

I'm sorry I was rude earlier, I did not know your bum bum was this big

I like Gilmore gan, him sabi the difference between Twitter Banting and TikTok banting. Him fit later shoot skit with this saga😂😂

Bro you fit just end gilmore by showing your passport data page. 🤷🏼‍♂️

DSTV go don dey cry like this

Asake wan use instrumental injure us for this album o

“Never knew awuke was something negative”

@loud_bang12 @GuyMr10 @_chisomx Mumu jo be him ode😂😂.. can’t you see it’s from Pinterest

@GuyMr10 @_chisomx Omoh twitter influencer get mad doings

You’ve 24hrs to respond or God punish you

Black 6ft 3 tweaker tries to ASSAULT and BREAK streamers camera equipment All because he didn’t check in on his block…

"Did you guys work for me?" - Actress Bimbo Ademoye confronts thugs who demanded money while she was filming on the street.