HT - Galactic President Superstar McAwesomeville
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HT - Galactic President Superstar McAwesomeville
@hackdonaldsx
15 years of talking to machines, now talking to humans

the dutch lock in real ones know

All-hands celebration at 2 PM: Q4 revenue up 47%, best quarter in company history, CEO calling it "unprecedented growth" while popping champagne on camera 847 employees watching from their desks, thinking about holiday bonuses and promotion cycles 3:27 PM: mass calendar invites for "important company updates" scheduled for 3:30 3:31 PM: same CEO, same Zoom background, completely different energy "Due to market conditions and operational efficiency initiatives, we're eliminating 312 positions effective immediately" The CFO reads department names like a grocery list. Engineering: 89 cuts. Product: 34. Customer Success: 67. Marketing: 51. Two weeks severance. Health insurance through month-end. Badges deactivated at 5 PM. People are frantically screenshotting Slack before access gets revoked The "record revenue" presentation is still pinned in #general while termination emails flood inboxes Finance director just posted on LinkedIn 90 minutes ago celebrating the earnings call Same finance director's badge was deactivated at 4:15 PM Senior architects who shipped the AI features that drove the revenue growth? Half of them got cut to "eliminate redundancy with our new automated workflows" The CEO's closing line: "This positions us perfectly for 2026 growth" But sure, celebrate those record profits

192 countries were studied and cholesterol was NEGATIVELY associated with death rate... the higher the cholesterol, the lower the death rate why is nobody talking about this?


“If your $500K engineer isn’t burning at least $250K in tokens, something is wrong.”

IKEA’s top retailer plans to cut 800 office jobs, signaling a major restructuring. What this means for efficiency, cost-cutting, and long-term strategy. More details: globalbankingandfinance.com #IKEA #BusinessNews #CorporateRestructuring #CostCutting #Retai… globalbankingandfinance.com/top-ikea-retai…






Microsoft weighs legal action over $50bn Amazon-OpenAI cloud deal ft.trib.al/6LZe39E



We're shipping a new feature in Claude Cowork as a research preview that I'm excited about: Dispatch! One persistent conversation with Claude that runs on your computer. Message it from your phone. Come back to finished work. To try it out, download Claude Desktop, then pair your phone.





