chelsea holden

Have you heard? It's gonna be May!

@jordananye bringing the light 💫

My husband left me so now I tour the country’s speakeasies with my jazz band and smoke cigarettes with the locals all night long

Happy Birthday, Elmo!

we really living in the the most difficult section of someone’s AP gov exam in 2053

Well. It’s 0°. Let that sink in.

@NashSevereWx five inches in northern Nashville (near Walmart on Dickerson)

4” inches in East Nashville

EXTENDED HOURS: When MSS opens the shelter tonight, it'll remain open through 10AM Tues. We're monitoring the weather to determine additional days/hours through the week. Those seeking shelter, please first utilize @Roomintheinn & @NashvilleRescue .

Snow measurements on grass are thrown out because you're measuring grass height. Measure snow on a flat surface away from buildings.

Alexa play this is what dreams are made of by Hilary Duff

these were my stanley cup

“when I get to thinking, I forget stuff.” -my father

“who was that guy with the magic wand?” -my father, referencing Harry Potter

god, I love live music

Andre Braugher was the actor that others in the profession would always aspire to be. In addition to his prowess as a dramatic actor, his comedy chops were also on full display as the determined and passionate Capt. Holt in ‘Brooklyn Nine-Nine.’ We will miss him tremendously.

“This makes me feel like I should be crumping while in a handbell choir, you know what I mean?” -my roommate

Wanna hear something scary? You have to go to work tomorrow.

if my body is a temple my tattoo budget counts as my tithe.

“I just got my mind blown by brussels sprouts.” -my roommate