mayor of boobtown

physically ill over flying back to the US today

yearly update this is what i look like

the fact that i’m watching parts unknown as a come across this lol

we love the rehearsal

i don’t want kids but being an au pair has me on parenting forums so i can be good to these little human beings

you just have to get stronger im sorry

This is what it feels like when someone posts a gross pic of me on their story

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there is intimacy in never speaking again

― Sylvia Plath, The Unabridged Journals

my father always told me: "if you want to go for a run, go for a run, don't look for company. sooner or later, on your fifth run or your twentieth, likeminded people will find you themselves." and only recently have I realized that this principle works everywhere.

watching twin peaks the return and this dude said “i gotta take a leak so bad my back teeth are floating” i just found my new inappropriate way to tell ppl i need to pee

mocktails are awesome because they ask the question ‘how much could juice cost?’

mindset

never forget