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You know he’s a real one when he uses your phone number when he’s getting gas, so you get the points

Imma need someone to teach me how to talk my way out of a ticket, them suckas always write me one

I’d pay so much just to smoke, make pottery, and laugh with @Sethrogen

How to keep Iota kids entertained? Crocs and decoys.

If you see me on tinder, mind ya business i just want some attention 😅

I only ever post my gators but uh ♥️

Paws down, i have the best job around.

i really could use a beer rn or maybe 12 or even 24

Adderall really makes me think i have my shit together

@_avebar I hope in all your wedding pictures your grandma smile without her fucking teeth on

all i need is a good man and a cold beer

To whoever decided that we should get taxes back right before Mardi Gras, may God bless you

Everyone have a good day, except this man who gave me a ticket