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Hailey Collier

@hailey_collier

Eclectic, electric. Play more Zeppelin. Whoop '16.

Tejas Katılım Kasım 2012
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Hailey Collier@hailey_collier·
Instead of selective service for the military, we need to draft people into construction. All this roadwork would get done much faster if people had some skin in the game.
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Laughing really should burn way more calories
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Hailey Collier@hailey_collier·
Just gonna start Peaky over and pretend that wasn’t the ending 🫠
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I love everything Jason Bateman does, but it’s tough to watch him in sexual situations in this new show 😅
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Hailey Collier@hailey_collier·
Feeling your nipple cover slip off in public is the new sock slipping down in your shoe
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The fact that the 1920s drop waistline is trending tells me that a war on Big Ass™️ is on the horizon 😒
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Hailey Collier@hailey_collier·
My mom loves saying “long story short” after telling every single detail of the entire story
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Hailey Collier@hailey_collier·
“Do you have coke? Not the *sniff* kind. The drink kind”
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Hailey Collier@hailey_collier·
Nobody is more bold and confident than a man calling to say “you didn’t give me my assignment 😠” after just having ended the meeting during which you spoke at length about said assignment 🙃
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I need 10 more seasons of Ponies immediately
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Tried to make a healthy pasta dish with the devil’s yogurt aka cottage cheese. Spilled 2/3 of it all over the floor before I could get it into the oven 🙃 That was divine intervention if I’ve ever seen it
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Hailey Collier@hailey_collier·
If 2016 is back, I’m bringing my chokers & sock bun
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Hailey Collier@hailey_collier·
“You have to turn the flash on because I’m brown”
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Hailey Collier@hailey_collier·
Where’s the “tweet to close friends” option
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Hailey Collier@hailey_collier·
Days since I’ve accidentally replied “you too!” when someone tells me to enjoy my food: 0
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Hailey Collier@hailey_collier·
@casey_tilson He must’ve been youngish because if he was old, you would’ve cried and let him have your seat
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Hailey Collier@hailey_collier·
“Rumspringa” -Casey referring to her time in Europe
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