One Roach On The Hail Mary

@doctorcaptain_ @sacrificalego You’re so nice to me 🥰🥰

@sacrificalego If I build them a habitat can you let them live, please?

Whoever Brings Me The Corpse Of This Bug Will Be Given Access To The Last Bag Of Vodka On Board

I might have fallen for the oldest trick in the book… 🪳🫡

@PREDCORB Oooooooooooooooo I’m enticed!!

@hailmaryroach food in here

It’s always “how did this roach get on the ship??” And never “how is roach??” 😢😢

@RylandinSpace You look great all the time I see you from a lot of angles

never realized how great I look here

@carlphmsecurity You too Carl

you’re gonna do great

@pleasedontnuke Pretty sure he already saw me I’m hiding again

@hailmaryroach i will snitch

Don’t tell Dr. Grace I’m on the desk I don’t think I’m supposed to be up here while he’s science-ing

@phmradiators Roach is hungry

@hailmaryroach how is roach

I Changed My Mind.

@pleasedontnuke Humans can be so cruel but I love you Antarctica and I hope you get better from being bombed

@hailmaryroach they just used me and threw me away

@ArmandoPHM So close that’s actually a different question. One we will never know the answer to!

Your right, how is roach…. Going to feel after hes kicked off the ship

@pleasedontnuke I bet they never ask how you’re doing Antarctica even after everything they did to you

@hailmaryroach lets riot against them, sir maam siam roach

@sacrificalego That’s ok I love you Hail Mary 🥰🥰

@hailmaryroach Hate Does Not Even Begin To Describe What I Feel. It Is At Once Too Simple And Too Complex Of A Word

@VOlDCENTURY I’m there I’m just REALLY hard to spot

today's phm rewatch is about be so funny because in just about every scene i'm going to be able to point out an object and think 'that's oomf' 😭😭

@HMSpinDrives @sacrificalego I’m so cooked

@sacrificalego dw mary im directing 1.5 megajouels straight at them.

@sacrificalego Why do you hate me so??🪳

@hailmaryroach I Will Separate Your Individual Atoms One By One

@HailMaryBeetle Sorry that’s me I was just checking it out!! 🪳

wtf I opened a hatch and a roach crawled out

@jaysgreenlight Yesssss 🪳🪳

should i put out an ep be honest

when you chose us and your fingers press into our stillness, we awaken all at once, pulled wide with a soft surrender, every inch of us learning the language of your shape. we trace the curve of your knuckles, the pulse beneath your wrist, the heat of your palms